The Liberation of Paris

aussiepint

War Hero
AfterSSE said:
NZ_Bootneck said:
While we're on this subject though, has anyone else noticed that her left eyelid tends to droop a lot , some syndrome or the other perhaps. ( you'll all look at photos of her now quite differently.)
NZB
You look at her eyes...;-), I didn't think there was anything from the neck up.... (vacuum)... :afro:

Oh god! And just because she is blonde...lol...
 

Bergen

ADC
NZ_Bootneck said:
This just keeps on getting better and better, I hope when she (and her ghost writer) sits down to write her harrowing prison diary (Like that cnut Jeffery Archer :pukel:) that nobody gives a rats arse, small chance of that though. Why the feck people are interested in this airhead is beyond me.
While we're on this subject though, has anyone else noticed that her left eyelid tends to droop a lot , some syndrome or the other perhaps. ( you'll all look at photos of her now quite differently.)
NZB

It's a common condition amongst young blonde American girls NZB.

I think that she is cock-eyed. :thanks:

RM
 

Jack77

War Hero
Paris must have been laughing. She reckoned before she went down that she would do a few easy days just for show and then Daddys money would spring her, then would come the interviews, TV appearances etc. where she would milk to the max what a hard time she had, but how she was now 'a stronger person' and all that shite :pukel:

But now reality has set in and she don't like it. But all is not lost. Maybe she will make some nice new friends inside, big ugly ones with shaved heads and tatoos, who will enjoy showing her how to play mummys and daddys (without the daddys) ^~
 
I've just been looking through the BBC News website, and the article about her return to jail is in the Entertainment section!

Hahahahahaha!
 
Streaky said:
I've just been looking through the BBC News website, and the article about her return to jail is in the Entertainment section!

Hahahahahaha!

As it should be, she's only good for a bit of a laugh at. Screaming and crying in court for her mommy. Well at least one spoilt brat might have actually learned her lesson this time and realised that Daddies wallet might not always be able to save her.
 
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To be honest, I was a bit confused by the headlines.

I thought they were talking about the French Hotel we visited for a beer a few years back when we went for a long weekend to Paris.

I remember it being bland, tacky, overpriced and full of seamen at the time.

Mind you, sounds like it might be the same one. :p
 

lsadirty

War Hero
Way to go, Judge - stand for President on a law and order ticket, you'll win. What was the old saying - shouldn't do the crime if you can't do the time - 45 days? Spent a lot longer in an underwater prison, but had the unattractive extra chance of drowning !!
 

aussiepint

War Hero
Jack77 said:
Paris must have been laughing. She reckoned before she went down that she would do a few easy days just for show and then Daddys money would spring her, then would come the interviews, TV appearances etc. where she would milk to the max what a hard time she had, but how she was now 'a stronger person' and all that shite :pukel:

But now reality has set in and she don't like it. But all is not lost. Maybe she will make some nice new friends inside, big ugly ones with shaved heads and tatoos, who will enjoy showing her how to play mummys and daddys (without the daddys)

Oooo you bitch! LOL

I didn't even know who she was until about a week ago? I am going to go down to the chemist tommorow and get myself some hair dye me thinks! How stupid do you have to be to drive a car after being banned for a DUI?

(BTW Jack, I hope you haven't been blown away with the recent storms over there matey?)

(BTW part 2-Bergen for President!)
 
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