The Liberation of Paris

Bergen

ADC
After an horrific 3 nights in jail Paris was finally liberated by Sheriff Lee [Chew] Baca and returned to her Spanish style villa to recuperate. In a press statement she says that she hopes that everyone has learnt a lesson from her troubles [shurly shome mishtake???]. Chew Baca had been informed by Mz Hilton's trick cyclist that she was having a bad emotional reaction to being confined to her 12' x 8' cell and it would be best to violate the Trial Judge's express instructions that she was not to receive house-arrest.

There is absolutely no suggestion that Chewy might have been approached by Hilton's multi-billionaire parents and even less suggestion that she might have been treated any differently to any other offender. Yeah right :bball:

To recap; she was arrested and convicted for drunken driving and endangering others. She was then arrested [twice] for driving her Mercedes with a suspended license and given a 45 day sentence, reduced to 24 days in jail, of which she actually spent only 3 nights behind bars.

DUI [Driving Under the Influence] is considered a very serious offence in the USA.

Almost as serious as DWB [Driving Whilst Black] and the even more horrible DWH [Driving Whilst Hispanic].

Compare the harsh treatment of this slutty, blonde, 'celebrity' millionairess with a really hardened criminal like Genarlow Wilson. This 17 year old high-school honor student and athlete was recently convicted of receiving a blow-job from a 15 year old girl from the same high school. Everyone including the girl and the prosecuter agreed that she had initiated the oral sex at a party but nevertheless the law swung into action and under Georgia Law he was charged with Aggravated Child Molestation, found guilty and sentenced to 10 years in the State Penitentiary with no prospect of parole. He will be classed as a registered sex offender for the rest of his life.

Unfortunately Wilson was black and poor. Bummer :thumright:

RM
 

andym

War Hero
I do believe she has been summonsed to appear before another Court today.Maybe they will actually lock her up correctly this time!
 

Bergen

ADC
andym said:
I do believe she has been summonsed to appear before another Court today.Maybe they will actually lock her up correctly this time!

Better still.....before the same judge who said 'no house arrest' and with the same prosecuting District Attorney. :thumright:

And just to make things even more entertaining - Sheriff Chew Baca has to do some explaining to the court also.

Watch your fingers.....CLANG!

RM
 

AfterSSE

War Hero
Bergen said:
andym said:
I do believe she has been summonsed to appear before another Court today.Maybe they will actually lock her up correctly this time!

Better still.....before the same judge who said 'no house arrest' and with the same prosecuting District Attorney. :thumright:

And just to make things even more entertaining - Sheriff Chew Baca has to do some explaining to the court also.

Watch your fingers.....CLANG!

RM

Follow the money trail.... ^_^;
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
This just keeps on getting better and better, I hope when she (and her ghost writer) sits down to write her harrowing prison diary (Like that cnut Jeffery Archer :pukel:) that nobody gives a rats arse, small chance of that though. Why the feck people are interested in this airhead is beyond me.
While we're on this subject though, has anyone else noticed that her left eyelid tends to droop a lot , some syndrome or the other perhaps. ( you'll all look at photos of her now quite differently.)
NZB
 

aussiepint

War Hero
And to think that G Dubya doesn't understand why people would want to lose their wills to live and buy a McGun and shoot themselves in the head?
 

dondon

MIA
I feel sorry for the lad who got the blow job , kinell wheres the justice , that 15 year old was probably more worldly wise than him , fxxxxxxxxg world has truly gone mad , cant believe he got ten years for that ,
 

AfterSSE

War Hero
NZ_Bootneck said:
While we're on this subject though, has anyone else noticed that her left eyelid tends to droop a lot , some syndrome or the other perhaps. ( you'll all look at photos of her now quite differently.)
NZB
You look at her eyes...;-), I didn't think there was anything from the neck up.... (vacuum)... :afro:
 
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