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The Joy of Marriage

Longgone

Midshipman
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day

and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on
a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every
night with a hot 23-year-old girl.


Now ... I have a £500,000 home, a £15,000 car, a nice big bed and a
large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me
that you're not holding up your side of things."


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.


Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
 
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