The Indian With One Testicle

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  1. There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
    and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
    He hated that
    name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

    After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
    cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone
    again I will kill them!'
    The word got around and nobody called
    him that any more.
    Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
    forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He
    jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
    the forest where he made love to her all day and
    all night. He made love to her all the next day,
    until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

    The word got around that Onestone meant what
    he promised he would do.
    Years went by and no
    one dared call him by his given name until A woman
    named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
    Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
    overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
    She hugged him
    and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
    Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
    then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
    night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
    her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die!

    Why ???

    OH, come on... take a guess !!!

    Think about it !!!

    You're going to love this !!!

    Everyone knows..

    You can't kill Two Birds

    with OneStone!!!
  2. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    We had a lad called womble in the troop.

    He'd had cancer and only had one ball left.

  3. Similar, the bloke had a "Hydrocele testis" removed, he was known as "Uncle Bulgaria"

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