The Imps refurb.

Makes a change, any bar? The Berg has never been the same since the Clacken became a Newsagents and the Cavaliere became a Building Society
They took away all the fun when the Imps introduced plastic pint glasses.
It was interesting to watch a couple of drunken persons trying to "plastic"
each other, but quickly became boring owing to the distinct lack of gushing
rivers of blood....if you wanted a half decent fight, you could always go and
purchase a fish supper - stand in the taxi queue and jab the bloke in front
of you with your wooden two-pronged chip fork. Usually achieved the desired
I think the Imps went downhill when they took away the sticky carpet. Harder to run from a scrap when your feet are glued to the deck!
The sticky carpet was useful when punching bomber queens in the mush. Y'see - they would sort
of fall backwards....and bounce right back up again for another deftly administered head butt owing
to the fact that they were adhered to a single spot on the carpet.
Sort of like those toys called "Weebles"


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