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The Importance of a Second Opinion......

Second Opinion!The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your
headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a
very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine
and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve
the pressure is to remove the testicles.' Joe was shocked and depressed.
He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go
under the knife. When he left20the hospital, he was without a headache for
the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important
part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt
like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new
life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A
new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new
suit.' The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size
44 long.' Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the
business 60 years!' the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit it fit
perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How
about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.' The
salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' Joe
was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60
years.' Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked
comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new
underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.' The salesman said,
'Let's see... size 36. Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34
since I was 18 years old.' The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a
size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your
spine and give you one hell of a headache.'
New suit - $400 New shirt - $36 New underwear - $6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS
 
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