The Hotel ITV Documentary - were have you been in the pusser

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  1. As most of yuou are aware old Stan was dragged up on a gutter sink estate in Lancashire. Holidays were few and the furthest I adventured to was Fucing Blackpool severe cesspit but hey ho we had the Pleasure Beach,
    Watched the Hotel series tonight fcuk me still taking the drugs after severe flashbacks, northern ignorant cnuts holidaying in Torquay, Devons finest shithole closely compared wth Cornwalls Newquay. Ignorant northern bastards who think the Cornwall is Utopia.
    Were did the pusser take you??
    Me!!
    Copenhagen
    Vasa - Finland
    Iceland - big shit cod war 73
    Faroes - escaping bad weather and irate Icelandic gunboat skippers
    Gib
    Sardinia
    Cyprus
    Malta
    Amsterdam x 4
    Sharjah
    Dubai
    Columbo
    Hong Kong
    Singapore
    Penang
    Dar Es Salam
    Mombassa
    Djubuti
    Sidney
    Perth
    Melbourne
    Darwin
    San Fransisco
    Vancover
    Hawiai
    Fiji
    Tonga
    Kuwait
    Crete
    Malta
    Aquaba
    Seychelles
    FALKLANDS
    Fujeira
    Muscat
    Salalah
    Bahrain
    Naples
    Palma

    Forget most of the others - beats the shitty council house in Lancashire!!

    Blackcat you fcukers
    xxxxxxxx
     
  2. Being as I only did 3 years in Gens and the rest as a bubble head there's no way i can blackcat that lot but for what it's worth

    Fort Lauderdale
    Canaveral x 2
    New London
    Kings Bay
    Halifax NS
    Bahama's
    Aruba
    Curacao x 2
    Jamaica
    Bermuda
    Tromso
    Bergan x 2
    Bremerhaven
    Hamburg x 2
    Antwerp
    Rotterdam
    France (Villefranche)
    Monaco
    Lisbon x 2
    Sardinia
    Gibraltar x 9?
    Malta x 14?
    Crete
    Rhodes
    Istanbul
    Alexandria
    Oman
    Saudi Arabia
    Dubai
    Bahrein x 2
    Abu Dhabi
    Karachi
    Mombasa
    Diego Garcia
    Faslane
    Chatham

    I think that's all of them.

    Edited to add I forgot the Falklands
     
  3. I left the wonders of Cumbria at a young age and relocated to the Middle East to endure an expat upbringing in Sharjah, Dubai, Riyadh, Abu Dhabi and Doha. Pusser then gave me:

    Gib
    Rota
    Lisbon
    Soudha
    Palermo
    Aksas
    Thessaloniki
    Magaluf
    Marseille
    Algiers
    Toulon
    Den Helder
    Oslo
    Trondheim
    Bergen
    St Petersburg
    Tallin
    The Azores
    Accra
    Sierra Leone
    Lagos
    Ascension
    The Falklands
    Montevideo
    Santiago
    Callao
    Lima
    Rio
    Panama
    Antigua
    Martinique
    Nevis
    Grenada
    Kandahar
    Bastion
    Lashkar gah
    Tarin Kowt
    Cyprus
    Oman
    And some other shitholes that I've forgotten.
     
  4. wave_dodger

    wave_dodger War Hero Book Reviewer

    Another Northern lad, fresh from spitting distance of the Tyne...Pusser has taken me to:

    Norway - Bergan, Tromso
    Spitsbergen
    Iceland
    Greenland
    Morocco
    Gibraltar
    Cyprus
    USA - Washington, Norfolk, New York, San Antonio, Florida(Tampa)
    Australia - Sydney and Canberra
    The Gulf - RAK, UAE, Oman, Qatar, Bahrain, Kuwait
    Iraq - Basra, Um Qasr, Shaibah, Baghdad
    Afghanistan - Kabul, Bastion, Lashkar Gah, Gheresk, KAF
    Caribbean - Curacao, Venezuela, Tortola, Anguilla, Martinique, Porto Rico, Gran Turk,
    Baltic - Keil (Germany), Den Helder & Amsterdam (Holland), St Petersburg(Russia), Kotka(Finland), Gydania (Poland), Klaipeda(Lithuania)
    Hong Kong
    Mombassa

    If I'd not joined I'd have never seen 90% of these places and had some outrageous escapades
     
  5. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Hotels?

    Soft cunts.
     
  6. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Well, I'm banned from.

    Romania
    Spain
    The Dominican republic
    Germany.

    Numerous other little places/pubs/clubs/hotels worldwide but that's countries courtesy of pusser.
     
  7. :evil3: Joined the Navy to see the world! Did part 1 &2 training in Yorkshire.:-| First draft to an RANS Near Nuneaton the centre of England, then British West Hartlepool.:slow::laughing2:
     
  8. Seaweed

    Seaweed War Hero Book Reviewer

    * = >1 visit. List may be incomplete!
    Brest
    Devonport*/Portsmouth*/Chatham*/Portland*
    Copenhagen/Aabenraa/Stavanger/Flam
    Scapa Flow/Bangor NI/Glengariff/Torquay
    Invergordon/Rosyth
    Leningrad
    Sheerness
    Pollensa Bay
    Malta*
    Villefranche*
    Aranci Bay (Sardinia)*
    Barcelona*
    Gib*
    Cadiz
    Brindisi/Beirut/Bahrain/Karachi/Delhi/Calcutta (air trooping)
    Bangkok*
    Singapore*
    Fremantle
    Exmouth Gulf
    Pulau Aur/Pulau Tioman*
    Penang*
    Port Dickson
    Trincomalee
    Aden
    Mukulla
    Kamaran Island
    Gulf of Suez
    Hong Kong*
    Colombo/Kandy/Newaralia
    Negombo/El Adem (air trooping)
    Clydebank/Glasgow/Paisley
    Gdynia/Stockholm/Kiel/Antwerp
    Guernsey
    Milford Haven/Avonmouth/Fishguard
    Palma de Mallorca*
    La Spezia
    Menton
    Naples
    Venice
    Ancona
    Palmas Bay (Sardinia)
    Cannes/Theoule
    Ajaccio
    Cartagena
    Valencia
    Navarin Bay/Salonika/Mudros
    Alderney
    Dartmouth/Falmouth/Penzance/Scilly Isles
    S.Nazaire
    Korsor
    Udevalla
    Amsterdam*
    Lossiemouth & the Highlands
    Wallsend/Newcastle
    Loch Ewe
    Greenwich*
    Liverpool
    Bermuda/Houston
    Panama*
    Callao/Lima
    Valparaiso/Trinidad Channels/Punta del Este
    Rio de Janeiro
    Tristan da Cunha
    Simonstown*
    Mauritius*
    Gan
    Pulau Langkawi
    Subic/Olongapo*
    Istanbul (air trooping)
    Bodo/Harstad/Tromso/Bukta
    Reykjavik
    Argentia/St Johns (Newfoundland)
    Newport RI
    Halifax/Canso Gut/Montreal/Quebec
    London
    Sydney
    Fjordland/Dunedin
    Auckland*
    Vila
    Yokohama/Tsuruga
    Kota Kinabulu
    Medan/Belawan
    Suva
    Pearl Harbor
    San Diego
    Manzanilla (Mexico)
    Anitigua
    Santa Maria (Azores)

    And home to bed.
     
  9. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    You'ze fuckers need to get out more.
     
  10. wal

    wal Badgeman

    Shittiest hole was Bander Abass in Iran. Closely followed by Karachi.

    The worst hotel was in Blackpool; I was a phone engineer and had to install a system in a number of hotels. Allegedly if it has more than eight rooms it can be called a hotel, anyway this one was owned by to Southern lessies who each had a pet rat ( miniature schnauzer and a Yorki Terrier). They would both piss and shite everywhere inside the building. My van had dog shite in it and the knees of my jeans soaked up the piss as one fitted the cables around the skirting boards. That said there were some great little hotels there.
     
  11. Hmm ...
    Guernsey
    Hamburg
    Berlin
    Lisbon
    Gib
    Marseilles
    Toulon
    Naples
    Rome
    Athens (Pirius)
    Istanbul
    Odessa
    Constanta
    Haifa
    Cyprus
    Crete
    Caracus
    San Fransisco
    Vancouver
    Hawaii
    Shanghai
    Hong Kong
    Singapore
    Penang
    Darwin
    Fiji
    Tonga
    Sydney
    Freemantle
    Maputo
    Dar e Salam
    Mombassa
    Aquba
    Boston
    Fort Lauderdale
    Barbados
    St Kitts
    Aruba
    Curacao
    Liverpool
    Newcastle
    Middlesborough
    Falmouth
    Aberdeen
    Rosyth
    Fishguard
    Beirut * dragging Yanks off the beach
    Falklands * War and then again just after
    Iceland * being chased by Icelandic Fishing Trawlers

    Might be a couple of others I cant remember
     
    Last edited: Feb 3, 2012
  12. Calais
    Cherbourg
    The Alps
    Wales
    Scotland
    The Falklands
    Montevideo
    Rio
    Fortaleza
    St Lucia
    Martinique
    Barbados
    Puerto Rico
    The Azores
    Gib
    Cyprus
    Chennai
    Singers
    Hong Kong
    Penang
    Tokyo
    Shanghai
    Quingdao
    Seoul
    Okinawa
    Brunei
    Vladivostock
    Salallah
    Dubai
    Fujairah
    Cairo
    Crete
    Goa
    Mumbai
    Diego Garcia
    Cannes
    St Tropez
    Nice

    Not bad for 6 years.

    I'm sure there are a few more that I've forgotten about.
     
  13. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    It's wrong but good.

    Let's play the name game, after each destination posted add the love of your life for the night, if you cant remember just put down how much she/he cost. If married?/engaged/loved up during any of your visits obviously you shit out so just put "plums" down.

    The one with the most points is the biggest liar so shall nominate the charity that the person who comes second will donate $100 too. :)
     
  14. $100?, I give enough to foreign aid (unwillingly) as it is!
     
  15. I have trouble remembering my wife's name, let alone the names of whores I scuttled 10 years ago.
     
  16. Guzz
    Rosyth
    Pompey
    Hamburg
    New York
    Norfolk, West Viginia *
    Bergen
    Amsterdam
    Copenhagen
    Gibraltar X 6
    Palma Nova, Mallorca *
    Belfast
    Sunderland
    Rotterdam *
    Djibouti
    Dubai
    Mombassa *
    Karachi
    Does a banyan on an Omani beach count?
    Cyprus
    Malta
    Nice *
    Den Helder
    London * (well, I was RA for four days)
    Wilemshaven
    Lisbon
    Cadiz
    Catania, Sicily
    Voss
    Murmansk (but didn't stop ... )
    Barcelona
    Alexandria
    Toulon
    The Alps

    * = shag

    Pretty piss poor for 13 years but I did spend about 7 years shore side on (waiting for) courses
     
    Last edited: Feb 4, 2012
  17. UK..... usual Guz, Pompey, Rosyth, Londonderry, Aberporth.
    Gib x 13
    Malta X 3
    Marseilles
    Lisbon
    Aden
    Gan
    Singapore (various over 2 commishes)
    Hong Kong (-------ditto----------------)
    Manila
    Darwin
    Sydney x 2
    Melbourne
    Algiers
    Livorno
    Athens
    Argostoli
    Istanbul
    Cape Verde Islands
    Azores
    Freetown
    Lagos
    Accra
    Takoradi
    Morgat
    St Johns Nfld. X 2
    Quebec
    Montreal X 2
    Toronto X 2
    Detroit X 2
    Halifax NS X 2
    New York
    Gothenburg
    Copenhagen
    Washington DC
    Norfolk Va.
    Kingston Jam.
    Panama City
    San Diego
    Portland Ore.
    Vancouver BC
    Victoria BC
    Hawaii X 2
    Auckland
    Fiji
    Christmas Island
    Los Angeles
    Acapulco
    San Juan Porto Rico

    ................ and home for Christmas ! :santa: ........ well, not every Christmas !
     

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