The Hotel ITV Documentary - were have you been in the pusser

#1
As most of yuou are aware old Stan was dragged up on a gutter sink estate in Lancashire. Holidays were few and the furthest I adventured to was Fucing Blackpool severe cesspit but hey ho we had the Pleasure Beach,
Watched the Hotel series tonight fcuk me still taking the drugs after severe flashbacks, northern ignorant cnuts holidaying in Torquay, Devons finest shithole closely compared wth Cornwalls Newquay. Ignorant northern bastards who think the Cornwall is Utopia.
Were did the pusser take you??
Me!!
Copenhagen
Vasa - Finland
Iceland - big shit cod war 73
Faroes - escaping bad weather and irate Icelandic gunboat skippers
Gib
Sardinia
Cyprus
Malta
Amsterdam x 4
Sharjah
Dubai
Columbo
Hong Kong
Singapore
Penang
Dar Es Salam
Mombassa
Djubuti
Sidney
Perth
Melbourne
Darwin
San Fransisco
Vancover
Hawiai
Fiji
Tonga
Kuwait
Crete
Malta
Aquaba
Seychelles
FALKLANDS
Fujeira
Muscat
Salalah
Bahrain
Naples
Palma

Forget most of the others - beats the shitty council house in Lancashire!!

Blackcat you fcukers
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#2
Being as I only did 3 years in Gens and the rest as a bubble head there's no way i can blackcat that lot but for what it's worth

Fort Lauderdale
Canaveral x 2
New London
Kings Bay
Halifax NS
Bahama's
Aruba
Curacao x 2
Jamaica
Bermuda
Tromso
Bergan x 2
Bremerhaven
Hamburg x 2
Antwerp
Rotterdam
France (Villefranche)
Monaco
Lisbon x 2
Sardinia
Gibraltar x 9?
Malta x 14?
Crete
Rhodes
Istanbul
Alexandria
Oman
Saudi Arabia
Dubai
Bahrein x 2
Abu Dhabi
Karachi
Mombasa
Diego Garcia
Faslane
Chatham

I think that's all of them.

Edited to add I forgot the Falklands
 
G

guestm

Guest
#3
I left the wonders of Cumbria at a young age and relocated to the Middle East to endure an expat upbringing in Sharjah, Dubai, Riyadh, Abu Dhabi and Doha. Pusser then gave me:

Gib
Rota
Lisbon
Soudha
Palermo
Aksas
Thessaloniki
Magaluf
Marseille
Algiers
Toulon
Den Helder
Oslo
Trondheim
Bergen
St Petersburg
Tallin
The Azores
Accra
Sierra Leone
Lagos
Ascension
The Falklands
Montevideo
Santiago
Callao
Lima
Rio
Panama
Antigua
Martinique
Nevis
Grenada
Kandahar
Bastion
Lashkar gah
Tarin Kowt
Cyprus
Oman
And some other shitholes that I've forgotten.
 

wave_dodger

MIA
Book Reviewer
#4
Another Northern lad, fresh from spitting distance of the Tyne...Pusser has taken me to:

Norway - Bergan, Tromso
Spitsbergen
Iceland
Greenland
Morocco
Gibraltar
Cyprus
USA - Washington, Norfolk, New York, San Antonio, Florida(Tampa)
Australia - Sydney and Canberra
The Gulf - RAK, UAE, Oman, Qatar, Bahrain, Kuwait
Iraq - Basra, Um Qasr, Shaibah, Baghdad
Afghanistan - Kabul, Bastion, Lashkar Gah, Gheresk, KAF
Caribbean - Curacao, Venezuela, Tortola, Anguilla, Martinique, Porto Rico, Gran Turk,
Baltic - Keil (Germany), Den Helder & Amsterdam (Holland), St Petersburg(Russia), Kotka(Finland), Gydania (Poland), Klaipeda(Lithuania)
Hong Kong
Mombassa

If I'd not joined I'd have never seen 90% of these places and had some outrageous escapades
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#6
Well, I'm banned from.

Romania
Spain
The Dominican republic
Germany.

Numerous other little places/pubs/clubs/hotels worldwide but that's countries courtesy of pusser.
 
#7
:evil3: Joined the Navy to see the world! Did part 1 &2 training in Yorkshire.:-| First draft to an RANS Near Nuneaton the centre of England, then British West Hartlepool.:slow::laughing2:
 

Seaweed

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#8
* = >1 visit. List may be incomplete!
Brest
Devonport*/Portsmouth*/Chatham*/Portland*
Copenhagen/Aabenraa/Stavanger/Flam
Scapa Flow/Bangor NI/Glengariff/Torquay
Invergordon/Rosyth
Leningrad
Sheerness
Pollensa Bay
Malta*
Villefranche*
Aranci Bay (Sardinia)*
Barcelona*
Gib*
Cadiz
Brindisi/Beirut/Bahrain/Karachi/Delhi/Calcutta (air trooping)
Bangkok*
Singapore*
Fremantle
Exmouth Gulf
Pulau Aur/Pulau Tioman*
Penang*
Port Dickson
Trincomalee
Aden
Mukulla
Kamaran Island
Gulf of Suez
Hong Kong*
Colombo/Kandy/Newaralia
Negombo/El Adem (air trooping)
Clydebank/Glasgow/Paisley
Gdynia/Stockholm/Kiel/Antwerp
Guernsey
Milford Haven/Avonmouth/Fishguard
Palma de Mallorca*
La Spezia
Menton
Naples
Venice
Ancona
Palmas Bay (Sardinia)
Cannes/Theoule
Ajaccio
Cartagena
Valencia
Navarin Bay/Salonika/Mudros
Alderney
Dartmouth/Falmouth/Penzance/Scilly Isles
S.Nazaire
Korsor
Udevalla
Amsterdam*
Lossiemouth & the Highlands
Wallsend/Newcastle
Loch Ewe
Greenwich*
Liverpool
Bermuda/Houston
Panama*
Callao/Lima
Valparaiso/Trinidad Channels/Punta del Este
Rio de Janeiro
Tristan da Cunha
Simonstown*
Mauritius*
Gan
Pulau Langkawi
Subic/Olongapo*
Istanbul (air trooping)
Bodo/Harstad/Tromso/Bukta
Reykjavik
Argentia/St Johns (Newfoundland)
Newport RI
Halifax/Canso Gut/Montreal/Quebec
London
Sydney
Fjordland/Dunedin
Auckland*
Vila
Yokohama/Tsuruga
Kota Kinabulu
Medan/Belawan
Suva
Pearl Harbor
San Diego
Manzanilla (Mexico)
Anitigua
Santa Maria (Azores)

And home to bed.
 

wal

Lantern Swinger
#10
Shittiest hole was Bander Abass in Iran. Closely followed by Karachi.

The worst hotel was in Blackpool; I was a phone engineer and had to install a system in a number of hotels. Allegedly if it has more than eight rooms it can be called a hotel, anyway this one was owned by to Southern lessies who each had a pet rat ( miniature schnauzer and a Yorki Terrier). They would both piss and shite everywhere inside the building. My van had dog shite in it and the knees of my jeans soaked up the piss as one fitted the cables around the skirting boards. That said there were some great little hotels there.
 
#11
Hmm ...
Guernsey
Hamburg
Berlin
Lisbon
Gib
Marseilles
Toulon
Naples
Rome
Athens (Pirius)
Istanbul
Odessa
Constanta
Haifa
Cyprus
Crete
Caracus
San Fransisco
Vancouver
Hawaii
Shanghai
Hong Kong
Singapore
Penang
Darwin
Fiji
Tonga
Sydney
Freemantle
Maputo
Dar e Salam
Mombassa
Aquba
Boston
Fort Lauderdale
Barbados
St Kitts
Aruba
Curacao
Liverpool
Newcastle
Middlesborough
Falmouth
Aberdeen
Rosyth
Fishguard
Beirut * dragging Yanks off the beach
Falklands * War and then again just after
Iceland * being chased by Icelandic Fishing Trawlers

Might be a couple of others I cant remember
 
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#12
Calais
Cherbourg
The Alps
Wales
Scotland
The Falklands
Montevideo
Rio
Fortaleza
St Lucia
Martinique
Barbados
Puerto Rico
The Azores
Gib
Cyprus
Chennai
Singers
Hong Kong
Penang
Tokyo
Shanghai
Quingdao
Seoul
Okinawa
Brunei
Vladivostock
Salallah
Dubai
Fujairah
Cairo
Crete
Goa
Mumbai
Diego Garcia
Cannes
St Tropez
Nice

Not bad for 6 years.

I'm sure there are a few more that I've forgotten about.
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#13
It's wrong but good.

Let's play the name game, after each destination posted add the love of your life for the night, if you cant remember just put down how much she/he cost. If married?/engaged/loved up during any of your visits obviously you shit out so just put "plums" down.

The one with the most points is the biggest liar so shall nominate the charity that the person who comes second will donate $100 too. :)
 
#15
It's wrong but good.

Let's play the name game, after each destination posted add the love of your life for the night, if you cant remember just put down how much she/he cost. If married?/engaged/loved up during any of your visits obviously you shit out so just put "plums" down.

The one with the most points is the biggest liar so shall nominate the charity that the person who comes second will donate $100 too. :)
I have trouble remembering my wife's name, let alone the names of whores I scuttled 10 years ago.
 
#16
Guzz
Rosyth
Pompey
Hamburg
New York
Norfolk, West Viginia *
Bergen
Amsterdam
Copenhagen
Gibraltar X 6
Palma Nova, Mallorca *
Belfast
Sunderland
Rotterdam *
Djibouti
Dubai
Mombassa *
Karachi
Does a banyan on an Omani beach count?
Cyprus
Malta
Nice *
Den Helder
London * (well, I was RA for four days)
Wilemshaven
Lisbon
Cadiz
Catania, Sicily
Voss
Murmansk (but didn't stop ... )
Barcelona
Alexandria
Toulon
The Alps

* = shag

Pretty piss poor for 13 years but I did spend about 7 years shore side on (waiting for) courses
 
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#17
UK..... usual Guz, Pompey, Rosyth, Londonderry, Aberporth.
Gib x 13
Malta X 3
Marseilles
Lisbon
Aden
Gan
Singapore (various over 2 commishes)
Hong Kong (-------ditto----------------)
Manila
Darwin
Sydney x 2
Melbourne
Algiers
Livorno
Athens
Argostoli
Istanbul
Cape Verde Islands
Azores
Freetown
Lagos
Accra
Takoradi
Morgat
St Johns Nfld. X 2
Quebec
Montreal X 2
Toronto X 2
Detroit X 2
Halifax NS X 2
New York
Gothenburg
Copenhagen
Washington DC
Norfolk Va.
Kingston Jam.
Panama City
San Diego
Portland Ore.
Vancouver BC
Victoria BC
Hawaii X 2
Auckland
Fiji
Christmas Island
Los Angeles
Acapulco
San Juan Porto Rico

................ and home for Christmas ! :santa: ........ well, not every Christmas !
 
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