The heckler of the year award goes to.........

U2 are in concert in Glasgow, when Bono asks the audience for some quiet.

He slowly starts to slowly clap his hands and holding the audience in total silence, says into the microphone "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

Its at this point a voice from near the front pierces the silence and shouts; "Well, stop fcuking doing it then ! "

Only in Scotland!! :D
Russell Brand hosted the 2006 NME Awards show. Upon reaching the stage to receive his award, Bob Geldof began his speech with "Russell Brand... what a ****." which later prompted Brand to strike back with, "I actually think Geldof's the best person to speak about famine, seeing as he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for thirty years...".