I had a couple of wets last night, and although I'm not hanging, I am a little fuzzy and I also have what I refer to as "The Hangover Horn". I keep getting rampant boners and I want to slap one into everything, the cleaner just came in to empty my bin and all I wanted to do was bend her over the desk. She's honking too.
So why the fcuk are there such a variety of hangover moods? Why even if you drink the same one day as the next you get two different hangovers?And why can't I fcuking pick which one I get? There's the depression hangover, the everything is funny hangover, the remorse hangover, the really fcuking ill hangover, the fcuk off or I'll bang you out hangover and the tired hangover. The worst is the slow burner where you wake up feeling great but by 1500 you want to die.
I wonder what tomorrows will be?
So why the fcuk are there such a variety of hangover moods? Why even if you drink the same one day as the next you get two different hangovers?And why can't I fcuking pick which one I get? There's the depression hangover, the everything is funny hangover, the remorse hangover, the really fcuking ill hangover, the fcuk off or I'll bang you out hangover and the tired hangover. The worst is the slow burner where you wake up feeling great but by 1500 you want to die.
I wonder what tomorrows will be?