The Guzz Accent

lsadirty

War Hero
Not sure if this is the right place, but:
Been watching the footage of the gas explosion that killed the little 9 year old girl on my estate here in Guzz: all the interviews I've seen (and I know most of the people that have appeared on SKY/ITV/BBC), they all sound like they've just resurfaced after the demise of POLDARK. Do all us Janners really sound like that, or am I deaf to my own Janner accent (of which I am still proud), before Mebbien Curnow issue a Fatwah on all of us "T'other side of that damm bridge ?"
 
You all sound like a bunch of inbreds to me. But then again i'm from London village so there are that many positives about my accent either
 

NoFaultFound

Badgeman
My little boy is three, born and bred in Zuuuuuuuumerzet, and all my Jock relatives reckon he sounds like a yokel, the cheeky twats. However I am dreading the day he says "Where you too then dad". A sad day because I will then know that I am the father of a Jan boy. (ps I will still love him to bits though).
 
Nowt wrong with bein a janner, non of this whinging cockney shite or dreadful brummies.

Or posh scousers......"don't do cuummin."...."I've arriiived" the posh ones in southport say....
 
NoFaultFound said:
My little boy is three, born and bred in Zuuuuuuuumerzet, and all my Jock relatives reckon he sounds like a yokel, the cheeky twats. However I am dreading the day he says "Where you too then dad". A sad day because I will then know that I am the father of a Jan boy. (ps I will still love him to bits though).
Where you too? :afro:
 
wet_blobby said:
Nowt wrong with bein a janner, non of this whinging cockney shite or dreadful brummies.

Or posh scousers......"don't do cuummin."...."I've arriiived" the posh ones in southport say....
I'm fcuked then mate. Born and bred sarf london and the missarse is a brummie. Oh and her old man is a scouser!!

You all still sound like a bunch of inbreds though but it's better than the Hereford accent "alright shag where you be"
 
Us'll ave to think about this and get back to 'ee dreckly. Wur 'ee be'm to? I be from South Deb'n and I'm off now to Bury 'Ead. Nigh-night mi luvver.
 
Yeovil......Oh dear.

That is one fcuked up town, the knockin shop is down the arsse end of town behind the shopping centre.....apparantly

Rough as arshehole paper is Yeovil, avoid it like the plague.
 

lsadirty

War Hero
Could be worse I spose - Bristolian accent makes I sound Oxbridge edumificated.....and they aint got oggies, my 'ansome maids.....
 
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