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The Great Reverse Walt - a challenge.

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
2_deck_dash said:
I shall be walting it as a foxhunter next weekend. I have been invited to a hunt in Hampshire and am seriously trying to get my head around all the rules and what is/isn't acceptable to wear. Obviously I don't want anyone to suspect me of being a common as dogshit Londoner, so any tips on etiquette or general attire would be much appreciated.

Don't tell them that roadkill is the chav equivalent of foxhunting
 

Rumrat

War Hero
SAM_The_Man_Dicosta said:
Concur, their server is jammed, I was thinking I was blocked but I can log in but it takes forever to do anything.

I'm going after Narrafuzzi or whatever his name is! He started going off about my user name Flora Fauna, he said fauna has nothing to do with flowers, well, his name is something to do with Italian football, there is also Mustang girl, because of her car!

I need to get back in to give an update about my lecturer grooming me

Can someone start a thread about growing Hydroponic crocuses, so we can blow the lid off the saffron industry and sell it cheaply from a warehouse in bradford!

Cannabis by the weekend eh :roll: :D :D :lol:
 

Topstop

War Hero
2_deck_dash said:
I shall be walting it as a foxhunter next weekend. I have been invited to a hunt in Hampshire and am seriously trying to get my head around all the rules and what is/isn't acceptable to wear. Obviously I don't want anyone to suspect me of being a common as dogshit Londoner, so any tips on etiquette or general attire would be much appreciated.


Remember its a Stirrup Cup not a Stirrup Pump and you drink it before the hunt starts :D
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
Topstop said:
2_deck_dash said:
I shall be walting it as a foxhunter next weekend. I have been invited to a hunt in Hampshire and am seriously trying to get my head around all the rules and what is/isn't acceptable to wear. Obviously I don't want anyone to suspect me of being a common as dogshit Londoner, so any tips on etiquette or general attire would be much appreciated.


Remember its a Stirrup Cup not a Stirrup Pump and you drink it before the hunt starts :D

That's a point, I have a snazzy new hip flask that needs testing, is it acceptable to get absolutely battered while fox hunting?

Looking at the state of some of those Country types, presumably it is actually a requirement.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
SAM_The_Man_Dicosta said:
Concur, their server is jammed, I was thinking I was blocked but I can log in but it takes forever to do anything.

I'm going after Narrafuzzi or whatever his name is! He started going off about my user name Flora Fauna, he said fauna has nothing to do with flowers, well, his name is something to do with Italian football, there is also Mustang girl, because of her car!

I need to get back in to give an update about my lecturer grooming me

Can someone start a thread about growing Hydroponic crocuses, so we can blow the lid off the saffron industry and sell it cheaply from a warehouse in bradford!


I also am having that cunt, and that Dixen Cox, he thinks he's a funny witty twat, I'll show him sarcasm once I've got my feet under the potting shed table, or whatever the green fingered fuckers call it
 

Rumrat

War Hero
This is not good, I keep getting emails from them instant messages, their all taking the piss out of me and the server is jammed so I can not get on and defend my poor innocent self.
Their making remarks about me being bent 8O and laughing at moi. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Rumrat said:
This is not good, I keep getting emails from them instant messages, their all taking the piss out of me and the server is jammed so I can not get on and defend my poor innocent self.
Their making remarks about me being bent 8O and laughing at moi. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Threaten legal action 'cos your being cyber bullied for being a knob jockey (sorry I meant gay). See how long their MODs take to kick in.
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
2_deck_dash said:
Topstop said:
2_deck_dash said:
I shall be walting it as a foxhunter next weekend. I have been invited to a hunt in Hampshire and am seriously trying to get my head around all the rules and what is/isn't acceptable to wear. Obviously I don't want anyone to suspect me of being a common as dogshit Londoner, so any tips on etiquette or general attire would be much appreciated.


Remember its a Stirrup Cup not a Stirrup Pump and you drink it before the hunt starts :D

That's a point, I have a snazzy new hip flask that needs testing, is it acceptable to get absolutely battered while fox hunting?

Looking at the state of some of those Country types, presumably it is actually a requirement.

Don't forget when the fox is put up its Yoiks Yoiks Tallyho and not there goes the bushy tailed bastard.

Drinking is fine but it hurts if you over imbibe and fall off of the nag.

Don't forget you need a good quality riding crop to beat the antis with.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
2_deck_dash said:
Can someone post a link to all this tomfoolery, I can't seem to find it.
2DD
Follow the link that billy posted in his FIRST post on thread, otherwise you'll end up as a member of dave'ss fu ckin gardening world like me and NZ Bootneck. I'm getting junk mail from gardening centres. 8O
The server is shite so it takes ages. If you would be so kind, let me know your user name so we can play to one another, more fun. :D
And remember

KEEEEEEEEEP GARRRRRRRDENING.
Its good to plant your seeds randomly is a comment I've already had to let pass. :lol: :lol: :roll:
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
Rumrat said:
2_deck_dash said:
Can someone post a link to all this tomfoolery, I can't seem to find it.
2DD
Follow the link that billy posted in his FIRST post on thread, otherwise you'll end up as a member of dave'ss fu ckin gardening world like me and NZ Bootneck. I'm getting junk mail from gardening centres. 8O
The server is shite so it takes ages. If you would be so kind, let me know your user name so we can play to one another, more fun. :D
And remember

KEEEEEEEEEP GARRRRRRRDENING.
Its good to plant your seeds randomly is a comment I've already had to let pass. :lol: :lol: :roll:

I can find the forum but I can't find any evidence of you fcukers trying to sabotage it.

Hey ho.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
2_deck_dash said:
Rumrat said:
2_deck_dash said:
Can someone post a link to all this tomfoolery, I can't seem to find it.
2DD
Follow the link that billy posted in his FIRST post on thread, otherwise you'll end up as a member of dave'ssss fu ckin gardening world like me and NZ Bootneck. I'm getting junk mail from gardening centres. 8O
The server is shite so it takes ages. If you would be so kind, let me know your user name so we can play to one another, more fun. :D
And remember

KEEEEEEEEEP GARRRRRRRDENING.
Its good to plant your seeds randomly is a comment I've already had to let pass. :lol: :lol: :roll:

I can find the forum but I can't find any evidence of you fcukers trying to sabotage it.

Hey ho.

We are just getting our feet under the table and dropping the odd remark, the serious walting has not yet begun. We have seen enough Walt's on here to know how it's NOT done.
Anyway back to the flowers, I've no time for you pansies on here, I'm going to get amongst those rugged outdoor types, REAL :wink: :roll: :D :D MEN.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Topstop said:
The "Sore throat remedies" Forum seems ripe for plucking up :D

I got real excited, but then I realised you said throat.
It's a bit like scrote though ain't it? :D :) :wink:
 

Topstop

War Hero
Rumrat said:
Topstop said:
The "Sore throat remedies" Forum seems ripe for plucking up :D

I got real excited, but then I realised you said throat.
It's a bit like scrote though ain't it? :D :) :wink:

One of us? :D or at least on the same wavelength.

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There is a natural cure..but i'm too much of a gentleman to even suggest it
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
I went in all cyber-guns on automatic and started a thread
asking if any of them florists had EVER forgotten a special
occasion/anniversary etc - and therefore had to buy a bunch
of flowers from a Petrol Station Forecourt on their way home.


They went nuclear and some of 'em want to tear me a new arse-hole.
 

SAM_The_Man_Dicosta

Lantern Swinger
Where the fuck have you been all day, it's fuckin mental in here with all the baby joiners.

They are all trying to get their task books signed in one day!

You need to take over for a while.
 
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