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The Great Reverse Walt - a challenge.

Ballistic

War Hero
BillyNoMates said:
Ballistic said:
BillyNoMates said:
If the flower pot people can read between the lines, they
may just glean sufficient information to think that I'm
about to stop the wifes clock and plant her under a new patio.

I'll pop back in later and throw some more avcat on the
compost heap....see what happens. :D

I can't find the thread.

Which forum is it in?


Scroll down to "The Lounge" and look for thread entitled "Beware of the flowers"

(And don't (repeat) don't stitch me up......best fun I've had on www in a long time!)

Wouldn't dream of stitching you up - not when I'm laughing so much :thumbright:
 

SAM_The_Man_Dicosta

Lantern Swinger
The bastards have moved my thread and locked me out, I'm currently having a bun-fight with the administrators, they think some of the comments made to me as a young girl were innapropriate and are protecting me!
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Posted by "Narrazzurri" (Whatever the f**k that is)

I agree very strange especially as fauna means animal life! WTF has that got to do with flowers?
 

Rumrat

War Hero
BillyNoMates said:
BreathingOutOnTheWayUp said:
BillyNoMates said:
Whoopeee ! I'm a f***ing Flower arranger!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Congrats Billy,

:idea: Found any sites suitable for Wannabee Basket Weavers yet?

(I only ask as I can recommend a few on here....)


Bang!

http://davesgarden.com/community/forums/t/814258/

(Go on - sign up - I double dare you)


Oy No nuts you fucking worzel, you put two links on two posts and now I'm a member of two fuckin gardening sites. Ha fuckin ha.
Submariner bastard :D 8O
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL and all that crap.......tough titty.

I am now in a deep and meaningful conversation about the
merits of using railway sleepers (new and used) in the
ancient art of garden design.

....and I also know the name of every killer flower on the planet.


It's f***ing brills!!!
 

Rumrat

War Hero
BillyNoMates said:
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL and all that crap.......tough titty.

I am now in a deep and meaningful conversation about the
merits of using railway sleepers (new and used) in the
ancient art of garden design.

....and I also know the name of every killer flower on the planet.


It's f***ing brills!!!

Yes mate your talking to me about decking.
Get with the programme. :D 8O :wink:
 

Rumrat

War Hero
BillyNoMates said:
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL and all that crap.......tough titty.

I am now in a deep and meaningful conversation about the
merits of using railway sleepers (new and used) in the
ancient art of garden design.

....and I also know the name of every killer flower on the planet.


It's f***ing brills!!!

And what about this decking I want done? :D
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Rumrat said:
AfterSSE said:
Ok which one of you is the "Hatter".... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tis Moi :D :wink:

I'm actually the uphillgardener. 8O :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

uphillgardener???? An absolute classic! I suspect you
won't survive long using that name though. Please note:
they yap about florist stuff, and not so much about gardening
although in the thread we are covertly bombarding, you can
post...errrr.whatever, but chuck in a few references to flower
arranging and all things of a florist nature every now and then
otherwise you might get caught out.

Happy flower-arranging.

Luv'n'Hugs,

The Flower Pot.
 

shenanigans1985

Midshipman
If someone can find a wat to amalgimate this post with the gardiners forum this then deserves to sit at the top of the table of the greatest all time threads keep up the good work lads you never fail to keep me amused.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
BillyNoMates said:
Rumrat said:
AfterSSE said:
Ok which one of you is the "Hatter".... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tis Moi :D :wink:

I'm actually the uphillgardener. 8O :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

uphillgardener???? An absolute classic! I suspect you
won't survive long using that name though. Please note:
they yap about florist stuff, and not so much about gardening
although in the thread we are covertly bombarding, you can
post...errrr.whatever, but chuck in a few references to flower
arranging and all things of a florist nature every now and then
otherwise you might get caught out.

Happy flower-arranging.

Luv'n'Hugs,

The Flower Pot.

Now billy lets get this straight bro.........what the fuck do I know about flower arranging, it wasn't big at Raleigh when I went there. :(

Let me see now, Ah yes.....Compass Rose, guardrail Tulips, Bluebell, and I seem to remember there was another,.......... :?:
Boat handling....check
Bends and hitches....check
Ships Husbandry....check
Flower arranging........WTF 8O :D :D :D :wink:
 
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Guest
boxy said:
im signed up, but have no idea how to cause mayhem :oops:

It's easy, just pretend you have a sense of humour :lol:

They are planks over there :wink:
 
D

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Guest
Found their weakness, they hate supermarket flowers!!!

Kinda like Waitrose ones, myself but hey ho
 

Rumrat

War Hero
I think we've overloaded their server, I have prob's getting on sometimes.
This is inconvenient as I am trying to get Billy No Mates to come to my house and help me.

He claims to be a deck laying expert, I ask....

My partner wants decking in the garden, could you come around and do it?
I can not do it as I am no good with power tools. I am good with "Other tools", as I have a trade, I am a "hatter".

Bearing in mind my user name is uphillgardener. 8O
 

SAM_The_Man_Dicosta

Lantern Swinger
Concur, their server is jammed, I was thinking I was blocked but I can log in but it takes forever to do anything.

I'm going after Narrafuzzi or whatever his name is! He started going off about my user name Flora Fauna, he said fauna has nothing to do with flowers, well, his name is something to do with Italian football, there is also Mustang girl, because of her car!

I need to get back in to give an update about my lecturer grooming me

Can someone start a thread about growing Hydroponic crocuses, so we can blow the lid off the saffron industry and sell it cheaply from a warehouse in bradford!
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
I shall be walting it as a foxhunter next weekend. I have been invited to a hunt in Hampshire and am seriously trying to get my head around all the rules and what is/isn't acceptable to wear. Obviously I don't want anyone to suspect me of being a common as dogshit Londoner, so any tips on etiquette or general attire would be much appreciated.
 
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