The good news thread.

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  1. Since it's a particularly depressing Monday with threats of huge defence and public sector job cuts on the horizon, shite weather, tube strikes, European terror threats etc. etc. I thought I'd try and brighten things up with a little good news.

    Unfortunately I couldn't think of any.

    What a fucking miserable day.
  2. Well I for one have stacks of luck..

    Unfortunatly most of it bad.
    Bastard. :evil:
  3. Its a good day for me - I have decided I want to be a taxation lawyer - very specialist, very highly paid!
  4. Parasite, unless you save me money in which case..good for you. (as you can tell I'm not partisan in any way :wink: )
  5. I'm so miserable I might even have McDonalds for lunch.

    Fighting my way through the lunchtime crowd of mongs in Hammersmith, to be served a soggy burger with cold fries and a watered down coke, is definitely the perk up I need.
  6. Good news? Er....
    14.5 (working) days left of the most boring job in the universe, 58 days left till I go and play in the snow in France :p

    PS To all mongs out there, note the use of the word DAYS not SLEEPS :evil:
  7. Good news .. day off work. Better news, first beer went down a treat :D

    Bad news, can't have anymore beer as I'm off for a run later.
  8. I couldn't be arsed to go to McDonalds as it's over 3 minutes walk away, so I had a Thai curry from the cafe across the road.

    Now I think I've got the shits, the chicken did taste a bit dodgy.
  9. Cheer up, you lot FGS!!!

    Try a sing-along of Life (from Monty Python) words and music by Eric Idle

    Some things in life are bad
    They can really make you mad
    Other things just make you swear and curse.
    When you're chewing on life's gristle
    Don't grumble, give a whistle
    And this'll help things turn out for the best...
    And...always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the light side of life...
    If life seems jolly rotten
    There's something you've forgotten
    And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
    When you're feeling in the dumps
    Don't be silly chumps
    Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
    And...always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the light side of life...
    For life is quite absurd
    And death's the final word
    You must always face the curtain with a bow.
    Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
    Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
    So always look on the bright side of death
    Just before you draw your terminal breath
    Life's a piece of shit
    When you look at it
    Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
    You'll see it's all a show
    Keep 'em laughing as you go
    Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
    And always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the right side of life...
    (Come on guys, cheer up!)
    Always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the bright side of life...
    (Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
    Always look on the bright side of life...
    (I mean - what have you got to lose?)
    (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
    What have you lost? Nothing!)
    Always look on the right side of life...
  10. Bet you're still glad you didn't go to McDonalds though :wink:
  11. Not after the episode I just had on the bog matey. I'd give almost anything to turn back time so I could get just a sniff of a grotty big mac.
  12. 2DD put a bog roll and tub of E45 in the fridge. That will make you happy when you have the terminal trots. But I am happy one week till my holiday. :D :D
  13. And I appear to have just developed a giant zit on the back of my neck, it hurts like fcuk and won't go away. I'm gonna get my mate to lance it.
  14. Good news.

    I don't have an income of £44K and the kids are too old for child allowance. So no change in my income.
  15. It feels like there is a 1970s roller disco going on in my colon.
  16. roller disco held in your colon damn this one large colon. :wink: :D
  17. Look on the bright side, at least your missus isn't preggers, the size of a whale and... doh!
  18. Good news - I won on the Euro millions

    Bad news - it wasn't the jackpot

    Good news - It rolled over, so I will win even more on Friday when I take the jackpot.

    Bad news - 9 times out of 10 I forget to put the bloody money on.
  19. It was sunny here again today!!!! :D

    Though we had some drizzle during the night. :wink:

    I love Mondays.
    And Tuesdays.
    And Wednesdays.
    And Thursdays.
    And Fridays.
    And Saturdays.
    And Sundays.

    Indeed, every day that the sun shines, which here is generally about 330/365. :D :D
  20. Its just your EVT for bar crossing,... its going to get hotter. :evil: :evil: :D

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