The "Gay"sh Barge?

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by BillyNoMates, Aug 7, 2008.

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  1. What in the blue-blazes is happening to the site?
    Poked around in The Back Bilge (a.k.a. Gash Barge,
    a.k.a. Normans very own bucket of Sh** etc), and
    it vomited forth topics ref: Has Gayness changed the RN?
    Out with the poofters, Brown Hatters and Allah knows
    what other utter rancid snot-encrusted threads. I can
    now see the reasoning behind banishing it to the Twiglet
    Zone, but for crying out loud...some f***er start a topic
    that is at least WORTHY of "Top Slot" down there in
    the electronic version of a Council House Estate on the
    outskirts of Manchester.

    A good idea would be for the Management to delete
    the entire f***ing lot - and perhaps we could start
    from scratch again - maybe even re-brand it, because
    I really, really think it needs a Gok Wan Makeover.

    "I'll make the "Gash Barge" into a
    "Class Barge" for less than fifty quid"
  2. Oh Christ please Noooooooooooo, not that screaming nancy........if he made the site over.......well I dread to think <shudder>
  3. Alright then.......hows about this bunch of Cowboys??

    RumRation SOS
    "Yep...The Gash Barge needs a bit of mood lighting,
    some coving and perhaps a brand-spanking new laminate deck??"
  4. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I used to play soldiers with the guy back row second from the right..... his names that a bad thing? :bball:
  5. Don't you mean 'Barbie tea parties' you big trucker you?
    :w00t: :dwarf:
  6. Depeneds on what you mean by "play soldiers" I guess Blobbs. That's not a euphemism for something else is it..... :lol:
  7. I like him, he treats women as goddesses, helps them to work with what they have instead of like Trinny and Suzanna and that 10 years younger who are just plain mean. And he thinks big boobs are fine on a girl.
  8. Reminds me of when Jeremy Clarkson compered "Have I Got News For You".
    A photo of Gonk came up and he went "What's that?"
    It was explained to him, and he said "......He?"
    The conversation carried on, and Clarkson went,"There you go again, saying 'He' !"

    By this stage I was cracking up.
  9. There are people who don't think that......????
  10. My ex used to work for a Hairdresser (how camp can that not be !!) and he acted the raving nancy boy - but was as straight as they came (no pun intended ;) ) it was his way of getting the ladies he 'serviced' to come across to attempt to change him to a hetero :lol:

    Gooood Ploy :thumright:
  11. I suppose it takes one big tit to appreciate another!

    On the few occasions I haven't found the telly controller in time, I have been impressed by the way he confidently and almost nonchalantly grabs women's bits and gets away with it.
  12. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    That's the most important bit... :oops:
  13. I can do that too,whithout being a mincing fag :p
    As for the boobs, you'll find out that every bloke thinks the same.

  14. You cant beat 2 Standard British handfulls each side.

    Although there is something to be said for a nicely turned ankle!
  15. Who's Gok Wan??? :confused: Is he Whitemouse's not so gay hairdresser? ;)
  16. I know men who are as camp as tits but as straight as a die, likewise men who appear straight but are anything but (whatever appearing straight is, for those that want to do it)..What the fuck is 'straight acting'!
    You simply cannot tell.
    I suppose 'straight' women like camp hairdressers because they can flirt with them, and no naughty business - sort of 'fag hags' under a blower!
    If they realised that the 'camp' hairdresser was 'straight' and couldn't wait to get into their knickers/
    But who would want to do anything sexual with someone who likes having tin foil tied to their hair and some evil smelling concoction smeared over it..
  17. There you are thingy the 'stargazer' matelot is back for you...

  18. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! :) :) :)
  19. He would much prefer to squeeze your boyfriends wanger :thumright:

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