The "Gay"sh Barge?

#1
What in the blue-blazes is happening to the site?
Poked around in The Back Bilge (a.k.a. Gash Barge,
a.k.a. Normans very own bucket of Sh** etc), and
it vomited forth topics ref: Has Gayness changed the RN?
Out with the poofters, Brown Hatters and Allah knows
what other utter rancid snot-encrusted threads. I can
now see the reasoning behind banishing it to the Twiglet
Zone, but for crying out loud...some f***er start a topic
that is at least WORTHY of "Top Slot" down there in
the electronic version of a Council House Estate on the
outskirts of Manchester.

A good idea would be for the Management to delete
the entire f***ing lot - and perhaps we could start
from scratch again - maybe even re-brand it, because
I really, really think it needs a Gok Wan Makeover.


"I'll make the "Gash Barge" into a
"Class Barge" for less than fifty quid"
 
#2
BillyNoMates said:
What in the blue-blazes is happening to the site?
Poked around in The Back Bilge (a.k.a. Gash Barge,
a.k.a. Normans very own bucket of Sh** etc), and
it vomited forth topics ref: Has Gayness changed the RN?
Out with the poofters, Brown Hatters and Allah knows
what other utter rancid snot-encrusted threads. I can
now see the reasoning behind banishing it to the Twiglet
Zone, but for crying out loud...some f***er start a topic
that is at least WORTHY of "Top Slot" down there in
the electronic version of a Council House Estate on the
outskirts of Manchester.

A good idea would be for the Management to delete
the entire f***ing lot - and perhaps we could start
from scratch again - maybe even re-brand it, because
I really, really think it needs a Gok Wan Makeover.


"I'll make the "Gash Barge" into a
"Class Barge" for less than fifty quid"
Oh Christ please Noooooooooooo, not that screaming nancy........if he made the site over.......well I dread to think <shudder>
 
#3
Alright then.......hows about this bunch of Cowboys??

RumRation SOS

"Yep...The Gash Barge needs a bit of mood lighting,
some coving and perhaps a brand-spanking new laminate deck??"
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#4
I used to play soldiers with the guy back row second from the right..... his names Julian....is that a bad thing? :bball:
 
#5
wet_blobby said:
I used to play soldiers with the guy back row second from the right..... his names Julian....is that a bad thing? :bball:
Don't you mean 'Barbie tea parties' you big trucker you?
:w00t: :dwarf:
 
#6
wet_blobby said:
I used to play soldiers with the guy back row second from the right..... his names Julian....is that a bad thing? :bball:
Depeneds on what you mean by "play soldiers" I guess Blobbs. That's not a euphemism for something else is it..... :lol:
 
#7
type42stoker said:
BillyNoMates said:
What in the blue-blazes is happening to the site?
Poked around in The Back Bilge (a.k.a. Gash Barge,
a.k.a. Normans very own bucket of Sh** etc), and
it vomited forth topics ref: Has Gayness changed the RN?
Out with the poofters, Brown Hatters and Allah knows
what other utter rancid snot-encrusted threads. I can
now see the reasoning behind banishing it to the Twiglet
Zone, but for crying out loud...some f***er start a topic
that is at least WORTHY of "Top Slot" down there in
the electronic version of a Council House Estate on the
outskirts of Manchester.

A good idea would be for the Management to delete
the entire f***ing lot - and perhaps we could start
from scratch again - maybe even re-brand it, because
I really, really think it needs a Gok Wan Makeover.


"I'll make the "Gash Barge" into a
"Class Barge" for less than fifty quid"
Oh Christ please Noooooooooooo, not that screaming nancy........if he made the site over.......well I dread to think <shudder>
I like him, he treats women as goddesses, helps them to work with what they have instead of like Trinny and Suzanna and that 10 years younger who are just plain mean. And he thinks big boobs are fine on a girl.
 
#8
Reminds me of when Jeremy Clarkson compered "Have I Got News For You".
A photo of Gonk came up and he went "What's that?"
It was explained to him, and he said "......He?"
The conversation carried on, and Clarkson went,"There you go again, saying 'He' !"

By this stage I was cracking up.
 
#10
rosinacarley said:
[..............I like him, he treats women as goddesses,...........
My ex used to work for a Hairdresser (how camp can that not be !!) and he acted the raving nancy boy - but was as straight as they came (no pun intended ;) ) it was his way of getting the ladies he 'serviced' to come across to attempt to change him to a hetero :lol:

Gooood Ploy :thumright:
 
#11
rosinacarley said:
And he thinks big boobs are fine on a girl.
I suppose it takes one big tit to appreciate another!

On the few occasions I haven't found the telly controller in time, I have been impressed by the way he confidently and almost nonchalantly grabs women's bits and gets away with it.
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#12
Passed-over_Loggie said:
rosinacarley said:
And he thinks big boobs are fine on a girl.
I suppose it takes one big tit to appreciate another!

On the few occasions I haven't found the telly controller in time, I have been impressed by the way he confidently and almost nonchalantly grabs women's bits and gets away with it.
That's the most important bit... :oops:
 

Cloggie

Lantern Swinger
#13
rosinacarley said:
I like him, he treats women as goddesses. And he thinks big boobs are fine on a girl.
I can do that too,whithout being a mincing fag :p
As for the boobs, you'll find out that every bloke thinks the same.

:hump:
 
#16
I know men who are as camp as tits but as straight as a die, likewise men who appear straight but are anything but (whatever appearing straight is, for those that want to do it)..What the fuck is 'straight acting'!
You simply cannot tell.
I suppose 'straight' women like camp hairdressers because they can flirt with them, and no naughty business - sort of 'fag hags' under a blower!
If they realised that the 'camp' hairdresser was 'straight' and couldn't wait to get into their knickers/
But who would want to do anything sexual with someone who likes having tin foil tied to their hair and some evil smelling concoction smeared over it..
 
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