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  1. Ginger people.
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    Ginger people have been known to have started of some of the worst forest fires in the world, when
    they have spontaneously combusted whilst on camping holidays in extremely hot places.

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    When ginger people sneeze, the pollen count goes through the roof and anyone who suffers from Hay Fever
    is advised to stay indoors.

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    Fread Astaires' dancing partner, Ginger Rogers, was in actual fact - a ginger, but it didn't matter and nobody
    gave a f*ck because all of their films were made in black and white.

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    The collective name for a load of ginger people is: "a load of ginger people"

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    The holiday resort of *La Naturiste du Campe de la Gingere* is the ONLY nudist holiday camp in the world that
    specifically caters for ginger naturists vacations. Situated in the the North of Bulgaria, it gives ginger naturists
    the same freedom as non-ginger naturists, and they can frolic about naked and play tennis and stuff. Only they
    do it all at night.

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    Ginger people become invisible when viewed under Ultra violet light. This can often cause mass panic in Discos
    or at unlicensed raves when ginger people start to bop about or go into head-banging mode because all that non-
    ginger people see, is a load of clothes leaping around on the dance floor.

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    A ginger person will ALWAYS win a game of hide-and-seek if it is played in the English countryside in the middle
    of Autumn.

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    If you type in "Ginger People" on the website "www.ancestry.co.uk" you will automatically get logged off.

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    There has only ever been one famous ginger person in the music busines - Ginger Baker, who played the drums.
    There has never been a Ginger Butcher or Ginger Candlestick maker.

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    If you have a fight with a non ginger person, it can be said that you will beat them "black and blue". If - on the other
    hand you have a fight with a ginger person, this rule does not apply as you will probably beat them "red and orange"

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    According to a recent survey, the most popluar career for a ginger person is a circus clown.

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    You will ALWAYS be able to borrow a Stanley Knife from any ginger person who lives in Glasgow, no matter
    what time of day it is or where you are at the time.

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    Contrary to popular belief, Ginger people do NOT just sing songs by *Simply Red* when they get drunk at Kareoke
    nights in wine bars. Sometimes they perform songs covered by Mick Hucknall when he decided to go solo.

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