the frog the old one's are the best

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  1. FROG!!!

    Could be curtains for this one, but it's a good lay-out !!!!

    A frog goes into a bank and

    Approaches the teller. He

    can see from her nameplate

    that her name is Patricia


    "Miss Whack, I'd like to get

    a £30,000 loan to take a


    Patty looks at the frog in

    disbelief and asks his name.

    The frog says his name is

    Kermit Jagger, his dad is

    Mick Jagger, and that it's

    Okay, he knows the bank


    Patty explains that he will

    need to secure the loan with
    some collateral.
    The frog says, "Sure. I have
    This," and produces a tiny
    porcelain elephant, about an
    inch tall, bright pink and
    perfectly formed.

    Very confused, Patty explains
    that she'll have to consult
    with the bank manager and
    disappears into a back office.

    She finds the manager and
    Says, "There's a frog called
    Kermit Jagger out there who
    claims to know you and wants
    to borrow £30,000, and he
    Wants to use this as

    She holds up the tiny pink
    Elephant. "I mean, what in
    the world is this?"

    The bank manager looks back
    at her and says.

    "It's a knickknack, Patty
    Whack. Give the frog a loan,
    His old man's a Rolling

    (You're singing it, aren't you?
    Yeah, I know you are..)

    Never take life too seriously!
    Come on now, you grinned, I
    know you did.


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