the frog the old one's are the best


Lantern Swinger

Could be curtains for this one, but it's a good lay-out !!!!

A frog goes into a bank and

Approaches the teller. He

can see from her nameplate

that her name is Patricia


"Miss Whack, I'd like to get

a £30,000 loan to take a


Patty looks at the frog in

disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is

Kermit Jagger, his dad is

Mick Jagger, and that it's

Okay, he knows the bank


Patty explains that he will

need to secure the loan with
some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have
This," and produces a tiny
porcelain elephant, about an
inch tall, bright pink and
perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains
that she'll have to consult
with the bank manager and
disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and
Says, "There's a frog called
Kermit Jagger out there who
claims to know you and wants
to borrow £30,000, and he
Wants to use this as

She holds up the tiny pink
Elephant. "I mean, what in
the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back
at her and says.

"It's a knickknack, Patty
Whack. Give the frog a loan,
His old man's a Rolling

(You're singing it, aren't you?
Yeah, I know you are..)

Never take life too seriously!
Come on now, you grinned, I
know you did.

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