The frog and golf....

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  1. A man takes the day off work and
    Decides to go out golfing.

    He is on the second hole when he
    Notices a frog sitting next to the green.

    He thinks nothing of it and is
    About to shoot when he Hears,

    Ribbit 9 Iron.'




    The man looks around and doesn't
    See anyone.

    Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.'

    He looks at the frog and decides to
    Prove the frog wrong, puts the
    Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.


    Boom!
    He hits it 10 inches from the cup.

    He is shocked.

    He says to the frog,

    'Wow that's amazing.

    You must be a lucky frog, eh?

    The frog replies,

    'Ribbit Lucky frog.'

    The man decides to take the frog
    with him to the next hole.

    'What do you think frog?'

    The man asks.

    'Ribbit 3 wood.'

    The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
    Boom! Hole in one.

    The man is befuddled and doesn't know
    What to say.

    By the end of the day, the man golfed the
    Best game of golf in his life and
    asks the frog,

    'OK where to next?'
    The frog replies,

    'Ribbit Las Vegas .


    ' They go to Las Vegas
    and the guy says,

    'OK frog, now What?'

    The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.'

    Upon approaching the roulette table,

    The man asks,

    'What do you think I should Bet?'

    The frog replies,

    'Ribbit $3000, black 6.'

    Now, this is a
    million-to-one shot to win, but
    after the golf game the man
    Figures what the heck.

    Boom!

    Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

    The man takes his winnings and
    buys the best room in the Hotel.

    He sits the frog down and Says,

    'Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
    You've won me all this money and
    I am forever grateful.'

    The frog replies,

    'Ribbit Kiss Me.'
    He figures why not,

    Since after all the frog did for Him,

    He deserves it.

    With a kiss, the frog turns into a
    gorgeous waitress.

    'And that,

    my dear, is how the girl
    ended up in my room.

    So help me God
    Or my name is not Tiger Woods.!
     

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