The French are revolting

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  1. Yes they are. But at least they are no pushover
  2. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    France is our natural enemy. I have a solution that solves all our problems:

    1. Invade France
    2. Kill loads of Frenchmen because they are Galouis smoking, wine drinking, onion reeking cunts
    3. Let the non-hairy, fit women live
    4. Use their money to boost our economy
    5. Get the Navy to shell their fleet (again) just for the crack
    6. Intergrate La Legion into the SFSG (but kick out the South Africans and yanks in the ranks)

    How do you like them apples?
  3. You missed out the scousers
  4. Send all the crap mimes to the houses of parliament to piss all the MP's off.

    Put a massive glow in the dark condom over the eiffel tower
  5. I like it. We could get the Pongos to do it on the way back from Germany thus saving the cost of sending and invasion force from the UK.

    I would however like to revise the following points:

    3. Let the non hairy, fit women and the people that make the cheese and wine live
    5. Keep the French fleet for ourselves because ours is looking a bit small
  6. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    For a reason. They will all be in military nick so don't qualify.

    3. As far as i'm concerned, their cheese and wine can get fucked. British cheese is for winners and our Antipodean cousins turn out some reasonable plonk.

    5. Their fleet will reek of snails, garlic, onions and unwashed arse crack. A much worse perfume from Type 42's - so no.
  7. 3. True, but the Frogs turn out some fcukin excellent plonk.

    5. Nothing a damn good scrubbing out couldn't fix surely?
  8. Press the 'Home' button on any Exocet that are still out there
  9. I have lots of time and a lady shave.
    Can I please have the hairy women?? :roll: 8O
  10. I don't think they have forgiven us for beating them at Agincourt in 1415!
  11. Here's a starter for you Rummers (and it is a genuine female)
  12. Wrecks, I said I had a LADY SHAVE, not a fuckin strimmer. 8O :D
  13. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    You are French and i claim my £10.
  14. Agree BR, and I claim first shot.
  15. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    No probs mucker. You crack on there me old son.
  16. Mmm,does she have a sister?
  17. Shit. Rumbled. :oops:

    Sorry Wrecker, but in order to keep what's left of my dignity I plan to shoot myself.

    Edited to add

    Blackrat, sorry don't have £10. Would you accept Euros?
  18. Ahh, ya gotta love the French.

    They really know how to revolt.

    Frog PM watch yer head, them revolutionaries like a head or two. :lol:
  19. The french can't make wine thats why they employ auzzies to do it for them so shoot the cnuts.They dont even speak english FFS

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