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The 'Forever Jack' Onesie

soleil

War Hero
I was browsing through a publication over my first coffee of the morning today, when I came across the Forever Jack Onesie, apparently the brainchild of some of the HMS Daring guys.

It does look quite cosy.

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wal

Lantern Swinger
No good for me what with my bladder problem. that said he does look nice in it.
 

Instant sunshine

Midshipman
Dear god, please let this be a photo shop p*ss take, the Pongo's and Crab fats would die laughing if they saw you in one of these. As for the booties they'll be dry humping your leg.......
 
Wouldn't consider myself a 'little Britisher', but have you seen the Ensign towel? Would have Nelson revolving in his tomb, the sight of someone drying their bits with it.:rofl:.Ever so slightly disrespectful me thinks.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
I offered to buy my ex-WAFU son one for his birthday.

Have to say his reply was most disrespectful!!
 
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guestm

Guest
Wearers of onesies should be burnt alive in them. Wearers of this particular onesie should be punched in the face until they burn themselves alive in them.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Good for "Secret Santa". Every mess I've been in that's done that, you have to wear your prezzie on pain of a barrel fine.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
One simply cannot play with ones self when one is wearing one of these onesies can one not?

Can't we TLAM the ****ing factory they're being made in?







Please?
 
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guestm

Guest
It speaks volumes of the type of mongs that buy them by the range of long defunct ship and branch badges on offer.
 
Me and the missus have one each, mine has been customised with a zip at the back so I can take a shit in it without having to disrobe!!
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Just put yours on the wrong way round Stan, would work for the Mrs as well. You could take her up the stern tube and the hood would go over her face.......thinking about it, I might get the wife one!
 

poma

Badgeman
My son offered to buy me one for my last birthday. I've disinherited him and crossed him off my kissing list. Mind you he was a submariner("O" Boats and Bomber Queen)
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
My son offered to buy me one for my last birthday. I've disinherited him and crossed him off my kissing list. Mind you he was a submariner("O" Boats and Bomber Queen)

Its the Bomber Queen bit that drew him to it>
 
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