The Fish

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  1. Out fishing with a sailor friend, a priest hooks a huge fish. Helping
    him reel it in, the sailor says,
    "Whoah, look at the size of that f*cker!".
    "Hey, mind your language!" says the priest.
    Embarrassed, the sailor thinks on his feet and blurts out,
    "Sorry Father, but that's what the fish is called -- it's a f*cker fish!".
    Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church.
    "Look at this huge f*cker", says the priest, spotting the bishop.
    "No, no - that's what the fish is called", says the priest
    "Oh," says the Bishop, scratching his chin.
    "I could clean that f*cker and have it for dinner."
    So the Bishop takes the fish, cleans it and gives it to the Mother
    "Could you cook this f*cker for dinner tonight?" he asks her.
    "My what language!" she exclaims, clearly shocked.
    "No, sister, that's what the fish is called - a f*cker," says the bishop.
    Satisfied with the explanation, the Mother Superior says, "Wonderful, I'll cook that f*cker tonight, the Pope is coming for dinner!"
    The fish tastes great and the Pope asks where they got it.
    "Well, I caught the f*cker!", says the priest. "And I gutted the
    >>f*cker!" says the Bishop. "And I cooked the f*cker!" says the Mother Superior.
    The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a large whiskey and says, "You know what? You c*nts are alright."

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