The Fancy Dress Party

Shakey

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This bloke decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear, happiness etc. On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the guy says," I'm green with NV". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her tits and snatch. He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" She replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Murphy, standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the other with his knob stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Jesus, what the **** are you doing? You could get arrested standing out there in the street like that. Anyhow, what emotions are these supposed to be?!?!"

Paddy replies, "Well, Oi'm focking discustard, and Murphy here has just come in dispair."
 
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