Lose the VAT? Discount for cash......?
Idle talk when the gin pennant has been hoisted.
Apart from the obvious remark that such a critical attitude completely fails to grasp---and indeed, purposefully ignores---the most important feature of collapse theories, i.e., of dealing with individual quantum systems and not with statistical ensembles and of yielding a perfectly satisfactory description, matching our perceptions concerning individual macroscopic systems.
You'll know what I mean Chief?