The Doctor's Lament

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  1. Sung to the tune of "When Constabulary duty's to be done".

    The Doctor's Lament
    The portions of a woman that appeal to man's depravity
    Are fashioned with considerable care;
    And what at first appears to be a simple little cavity
    Is really an elaborate affair.
    Now doctors of distinction have examined these phenomena
    In numbers of experimental dames,
    And given to these ornaments of feminine abdomena
    A number of delightful Latin names:
    There's the vulva, the vagina and the good old perineum
    And the hymen, which is present in some brides;
    And there's lots of other gadgets you'd just love if you could see 'em
    The clitoris and God knows what besides.
    Now isn't it a pity that when common people chatter
    Of the mysteries to which I have referred,
    That they give to this so vital and so elegant a matter
    Such very short and unattractive word.
    (All together now) "CNUT!"
  2. ............ :oops: :oops: :twisted: :twisted: :oops: 8O 8O
  3. Sounds to me like a doctors way of genning up for a phase test.

    What was Q1
    Draw and label all parts of a pussy?
  4. Excellent dit WM!
  5. Thanks Doc.
    I had the words to this, together with innumerable well known, and not so well known dits, in a small hardback book, passed on to me by an unmusical oppo. Unfortunately I left it loafing after a particularly hectic mess hoolie in the Fes in 1965, and never saw it again. I knew a fair proportion of the words, but you have just made my day by providing the rest.
    Thanks once again.

    2BM (G&S appreciation society)
  6. Brilliant , :p

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