The Difference Between the Infantry, the Artillery and the Armoured

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  1. The Difference Between the Infantry, the Artillery and the Armoured

    HAPPINESS IS . . .

    Infantry: A good rifle
    Armoured: A big tank
    Artillery: A loud boom

    UPON HEARING FIREWORKS

    Infantry: Cool, just like a live fire exercise
    Armoured: Not loud enough
    Artillery: Fireworks? What fireworks?

    OTHER TRADES

    Infantry: Waste of rations
    Armoured: Waste of rations
    Artillery: Waste of rations

    IDEA OF FUN

    Infantry: Not having to "pepper-pot" an entire grid square before the
    objective
    Armoured: Racing across a grid square on "full stab"
    Artillery: Leveling a grid square

    FAVOURITE SONG

    Infantry: "Ballad of the Green Beret"
    Armoured: "Purple Haze"
    Artillery: Anything, just play it LOUD!

    BIGGEST LUXURY IN THE FIELD

    Infantry: Engineers blowing trenches for them with C4
    Armoured: Grunts to dig their trenches for them
    Artillery: Cable

    A LONG ROUTE MARCH WITH FULL KIT

    Infantry: 20 clicks
    Armoured: From the hangars to the tank
    Artillery: What's a route march?

    OFFICERS

    Infantry: Are morons and should stay away from the trench lines
    Armoured: Are morons and should stay out of the vehicles
    Artillery: Are morons and should stay away from the gun lines

    FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION

    Infantry: Anything but walking
    Armoured: Tanks. Tanks. Tanks. TankstankstankstanksTANKS!
    Artillery: Don't you have to move around to require transport?

    BIGGEST GRIPE IN THE FIELD

    Infantry: The weather
    Armoured: Coffee maker in tank not working
    Artillery: Only having basic cable

    BREAKFAST IN THE FIELD

    Infantry: I don't care what it is, just so long as I can sit down to eat it
    Armoured: Hot coffee and rum with a beer chaser
    Artillery: Eggs over easy, crispy bacon, sausages, toast and fresh coffee
     

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