The dentist

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  1. Subject: STUPID OLD FART

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,
    "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!


    I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW
    DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME
    HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME
    GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN??

    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT THIS BALDING,
    GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY
    CLASSMATE. HMMM,...OR COULD HE???

    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH
    SCHOOL .

    "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, ! "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

    "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED! AT ME CLOSELY.

    THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,



    "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
     

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