Those silly non-dangerous kind of things that you have done either in the distant past or quite recently. Two incidents of stupid spring to mind. The first has already been posted - that being me getting up after a night-shift to get ready for another night shift, having a shower, drying off and then using a can of Tesco air freshener to spray my arm pits with instead of the tin of Lynx on the bathroom shelf. The other one involves being on nights and sort of nodding off at stupid'o'clock in the morning on my desk then waking up suddenly in desperate need of a pee. Off I staggered to the heads and seeing as I was still in a sort of knackered coma, I started to take a wazz in the gash bin that was supposed to be used for the paper towels instead of the urinal which was next to it. Sixty seconds into urination - I realised what was happening but it was too late to stop. If there's any cleaners reading this.....I am truly sorry. I was very, very tired. Billy.