The creation of a vagina

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  1. THE CREATION OF A VAGINA
    Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
    Created a pussy to their design.
    First was a butcher, smart with wit,
    Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
    Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
    With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
    Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
    By using red velvet, he lined it within.
    Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
    With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
    Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
    He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
    Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
    He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
    Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
    He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt
     
  2. If you want to see the real procedure click here.

    Warning: not for the squeamish and certainly NSFW.
     
  3. Just making a cnt for himself :p :p
     
  4. You owe me 60 seconds of my life back.
     
  5. Never claimed I thought it up, did I?
     
  6. Well yes you did….

    Forum etiquette dictates that when you post something meaningful that you didn`t write, you disclose the source at the end……..

    If you don`t then you are claiming it as yours…simple really…


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  7. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I misunderstood the title of this thread.

    I thought it was about basic training in the RAF.
     
  8. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Still pissed Sam? My regards to Auntie Albert
     
  9. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    I also misunderstood, I thought he was talking about the time 9 months before his birth
     
  10. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    :lol: Good 1 janner!
     

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