The creation of a vagina

#1
THE CREATION OF A VAGINA
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt
 
#6
Zoidberg said:
THE CREATION OF A VAGINA
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt
You owe me 60 seconds of my life back.
 
#8
Zoidberg said:
Never claimed I thought it up, did I?
Well yes you did….

Forum etiquette dictates that when you post something meaningful that you didn`t write, you disclose the source at the end……..

If you don`t then you are claiming it as yours…simple really…


……
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
#10
UncleAlbert said:
Zoidberg said:
Never claimed I thought it up, did I?
Well yes you did….

Forum etiquette dictates that when you post something meaningful that you didn`t write, you disclose the source at the end……..

If you don`t then you are claiming it as yours…simple really…


……
Still pissed Sam? My regards to Auntie Albert
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
#11
Blackrat said:
I misunderstood the title of this thread.

I thought it was about basic training in the RAF.
I also misunderstood, I thought he was talking about the time 9 months before his birth
 
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