The Crapiest Crimbo Givesits.

#1
Whats the crapiest most useless pressie you've received this Xmas.
The sort you'll never use and haven't the common decency to give to someone else next year?
 

pugfrom83

Lantern Swinger
#4
SJRM_RN said:
When I was a child I always used to search my parent's drawers and cupboards in the run up to Christmas so I'd know exactly what to expect.

Although, I never did receive the Vibratron Pleasuremax 3000.
Shouldn't have gone in your Dads cupboard then
 
#6
I've got 7 kids,five boys and two girls,today I opened 6 bottles of aftershave gift sets and a box of hankies! One of the aftershaves came from a son in the USA,not blessed with brains to much is he.
Needless to say their Mother had some nice things,are they trying to tell me something?just as well I sent them nowt.
I think they are waiting to pack me of to an old peoples home,there's one near Berwick with vultures always sitting on the roof,just waiting!!
Merry Xmas!
 
#10
2 x 2 packs of M&S underwear wrong size and cut despite telling missus and number 1 son which size and cut was required outside the shop.

Youngest (6) made a toy for Father Christmas off his own bat, left instructions on how to play with it and a thank you card because he thinks nobody cares about Father Christmas - made my day.
 
#13
Think I can top the lot.
A do it yourself Walting Kit given to me by the father in law (ex Nat Serv Pioneer Corps)
A black blazer with what appears to be an RN Officers cap Badge sewn onto the breast pocket, and a miniture badge the same design on the lapel.
Any Walts prospective or otherwise want to bid on said item? :cry: :cry:
(I suppose the thought was there)
 
#14
I got a set of car mats. Anyone who knows me is aware that I have a 650 motorbike. At present 'google' can't seem to offer any assistance in how I'm supposed to attach these fukkers to the bike. :roll:
 
#16
Polto said:
I got a set of car mats. Anyone who knows me is aware that I have a 650 motorbike. At present 'google' can't seem to offer any assistance in how I'm supposed to attach these fukkers to the bike. :roll:
You might fit them on this motorbike
 
#17
trelawney126 said:
Think I can top the lot.
A do it yourself Walting Kit given to me by the father in law (ex Nat Serv Pioneer Corps)
A black blazer with what appears to be an RN Officers cap Badge sewn onto the breast pocket, and a miniture badge the same design on the lapel.
Any Walts prospective or otherwise want to bid on said item? :cry: :cry:
(I suppose the thought was there)
Put it on ebay - you'll make a fortune from some sad fcuk
 
#18
BreathingOutOnTheWayUp said:
labrum said:
2 x 2 packs of M&S underwear wrong size and cut despite telling missus and number 1 son which size and cut was required outside the shop.
Back to 'going Commando' then, eh? :wink:
Going Commando at work is not an option for me, at all other times it's mandatory... :wink:
 

R12_CV

Lantern Swinger
#19
No less than 4....FOUR, Gillette aftershave gels in little seperate parcels from 3 kids & wiff (I'm currently sporting a set)

1 x tin of anti-freeze from daughter (who likes a lift to school :? )

2 x bags of filter coffee from little R12 (bless :) )

However, eldest lad got some 'Minger Trump cards' for little R12 8O and I have to say are the best thing I saw this xmas (if not for a 10 YO)
Trouble is, every time I now see a minger I just want to tell her I could make her famous..!!! :D
 

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