The Copper and the Inspector

The_Caretaker

War Hero
A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and
has the
following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for
speeding.

Officer: May I see the registration for this
vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I
think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot
and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.

Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?

Driver: Yes, mate.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Inspector: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Inspector: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration
papers.

Inspector: Could you slowly open your glove box so I
can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Inspector: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Boot is opened; no body.

Inspector: I don't understand it. The officer who
stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying f**ker told you I was speeding, as well?
 
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