The Bowwave

#1
I`m bored so I wrote a poem.....hope you like it...

Jack went off around the world
and left his wife at home
For two whole years and one whole month
the seven seas he roamed
Home again and up the line
his doorbell once he rang
she slowly looked him up and down
and then she sweetly sang….

Where`s your ferkin bowwave ??
that`s gone from off your hat
this new style is so flat and round
and makes you look a twat…..
I used to love a sailors cap
sweeping fore and aft…
It made you look so brave and strong..
but now you just look daft….

Jack was so dejected
he couldn`t eat his grub
so soon as he could get away
he went off down the pub….
You`ve been away a long time lad
but now your home at last
Tell me this the gaffer said
you don`t mind if I ask….

Where`s your ferkin bowwave ??
that`s gone from off your hat
this new style is so flat and round
and makes you look a twat…..
I used to love a sailors cap
sweeping fore and aft…
It made you look so brave and strong..
but now you just look daft….

Jack had one more thing to do
before he joined his ship..
A visit to his Grandma
who`d fell and broke her hip…
Lying in her hospital bed
she bade him to come near
and as he leant down over her
she whispered in his ear….


Where`s your ferkin bowwave ??
that`s gone from off your hat
this new style is so flat and round
and makes you look a twat…..
I used to love a sailors cap
sweeping fore and aft…
It made you look so brave and strong..
but now you just look daft….



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pugfrom83

Lantern Swinger
#8
Blackrat said:
Even i like it. However, there is no mention of:

1. Blue liners
2. Bubbly
3. Bum fun
With full respect to UncleAlbert, i will try to accommodate the above request.

So I said to the latest Doris,
There's nothing I'd like finer
Than for me and you to RAS astern
While I smoke a blue liner
Well she'd had her share of Bubbly
As she watched my manhood grow
"You can pop it up my stench trench
but first I need to know..

Where's your ferkin bowwave..........
 

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