The Bowwave

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  1. I`m bored so I wrote a poem.....hope you like it...

    Jack went off around the world
    and left his wife at home
    For two whole years and one whole month
    the seven seas he roamed
    Home again and up the line
    his doorbell once he rang
    she slowly looked him up and down
    and then she sweetly sang….

    Where`s your ferkin bowwave ??
    that`s gone from off your hat
    this new style is so flat and round
    and makes you look a twat…..
    I used to love a sailors cap
    sweeping fore and aft…
    It made you look so brave and strong..
    but now you just look daft….

    Jack was so dejected
    he couldn`t eat his grub
    so soon as he could get away
    he went off down the pub….
    You`ve been away a long time lad
    but now your home at last
    Tell me this the gaffer said
    you don`t mind if I ask….

    Where`s your ferkin bowwave ??
    that`s gone from off your hat
    this new style is so flat and round
    and makes you look a twat…..
    I used to love a sailors cap
    sweeping fore and aft…
    It made you look so brave and strong..
    but now you just look daft….

    Jack had one more thing to do
    before he joined his ship..
    A visit to his Grandma
    who`d fell and broke her hip…
    Lying in her hospital bed
    she bade him to come near
    and as he leant down over her
    she whispered in his ear….


    Where`s your ferkin bowwave ??
    that`s gone from off your hat
    this new style is so flat and round
    and makes you look a twat…..
    I used to love a sailors cap
    sweeping fore and aft…
    It made you look so brave and strong..
    but now you just look daft….



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  2. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

  3. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

  4. Love it.

    Definitely one to be sung down the mess at full volume while harry von turbo'd up to the max.
     
  5. Two thumbs fresh!

    Like it.
     
  6. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Even i like it. However, there is no mention of:

    1. Blue liners
    2. Bubbly
    3. Bum fun
     
  7. What happens if they bend a bow wave into their hat?
     
  8. With full respect to UncleAlbert, i will try to accommodate the above request.

    So I said to the latest Doris,
    There's nothing I'd like finer
    Than for me and you to RAS astern
    While I smoke a blue liner
    Well she'd had her share of Bubbly
    As she watched my manhood grow
    "You can pop it up my stench trench
    but first I need to know..

    Where's your ferkin bowwave..........
     

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