The Boss

chinamatelot

Lantern Swinger
#3
That's why God invented Immodium. Cures all known ills and curry after effects.

A dozen boiled eggs are cheaper and do the same thing as well!
 

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
#6
Can just see it:

"Can one have 8 pints of your best lager, my good man. Each"

"My husband has just nipped to the bog, could you make the curry extremely hot? He forgot to ask, Ta"

"Where's the nearest cashpoint mate, I'll be back in a mo' "
 

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
#8
Has she been for the Curry yet?

Did the butler put the bog-roll in the fridge?

Are all the waiters in the Indian "Me best mate, hic, burp?"
 
#10
Lets no forget, that it was her Great Great Grandmother Queen Vic, who with her love of all things indian and her personal Indian Chef, who made curries fashionable and so popular in this country..
 

chinamatelot

Lantern Swinger
#11
Well, I wouldn't mind sitting down with The Boss and discussing the finer merits of the origins of a good curry over a few beers. Could be quite a larf!

Should be made the staple diet of all RN victualling - free of charge of course!
 

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