The Best Put Down Line You've Heard

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  1. This one was used last night down my local not to me though it did make me smile . I work with special needs not shag em now p**s off.
     
  2. This one made me laugh "Sorry i don't speak twat!".

    Not quite a put down but similar:

    Girl to my mate: "I bet you are great in bed?" (said whilst rubbing his little mate)

    Mates reply: "No, i'm shit so i wouldn't bother."
     
  3. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "You're about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit!" :twisted:
     
  4. Don't you think that one arsehole in my knickers is enough?
     
  5. "sir you are pissed."

    "madam you are ugly but tomorrow I will be sober."
     
  6. You been drinking on a empty head again!!!!!
     
  7. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    What's a put down line?
     
  8. A conversation between out Lynx pilot and a yank who flew a Tomcat at McDill 91 0r 92:

    Woo "Hello I'm the pilot"
    Yank "Are you a real pilot or do you just fly helicopters?" :D
     
  9. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    My mate Dave's a gobby twat and he calls himself, "The King of the Putdowns".

    Not any more - I took his dog down the vet's this morning and said it had rabies.
     
  10. Fcuk off.
     
  11. Gud one!
     
  12. Over heard in a chippy! On about my shipmate.

    Im not having that one he's rancid!!
     
  13. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    WTF are you talking about?! :shock: :sleepy4:
     
  14. While out in Dunfirmline in refit one of the lads in my mess was getting on really well with one of the lasses in the bar until he says to her 'You smell really nice' que a confused look on this lasses face until he continues 'yeah, did you f****** run ere?' As you can probably guess he wasnt getting much further with said lass especially after she floored him
     
  15. To Sgt Peppa???

    I'm Shocked :wink:
     
  16. "Is it in properly?"
     
  17. well if its that small you wont mind if I shove it up your arse then?
     
  18. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "Is it IN?!" 8O :D
     
  19. Have just used the sorry i dont speak twat one in the office
    Poor civvy cnut was nearly crying
     
  20. Nice. It usually works like a dream.

    Another good one to shut mongs up, it works better when a lot of other people are around and listening - "It is nice to see that you have taken time out to publically embarrass yourself.â€
     

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