The best film for a wafty crank.

jjp23

Lantern Swinger
#1
Ok, given the posts on another thread about Love Actually and the considerable amount of shagable birds in it i have been wondering what is the best film for a good old perv that isn't a porn film or anything similar if you get what i mean.

Films and evidence please......
 
#5
Not another teen movie, absolutely heaving with clunge.

Chyler Leigh


Jaime Pressly (known to do clunge shots on occasion)


Mia Kirshner


Joanna Garcia


Lacey Chabert


Cerina Vincent


Molly Ringwald


Samaire Armstrong


Nectar Rose


Michelle Holgate


Need I go on? And do I win a prize?
 

AngryMonkey

Lantern Swinger
#6
Muholland Drive, pompous artistic wank but has Noami Watts dyking out a couple of times so you can store that for the bank while telling the wife/girlfriend that its critically aclaimed and so not filth. Gia as a close second with Angelina Jolie getting naked and shagging her girlfriend.
 

tiddlyoggy

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#7
2DD,

That pic of the Samaire bird look a bit like Keeley Hazell, who I think also gets them out in a movie (not the one with her boyfriend).
 
#8
tiddlyoggy said:
2DD,

That pic of the Samaire bird look a bit like Keeley Hazell, who I think also gets them out in a movie (not the one with her boyfriend).
On closer inspection I think you maybe correct there old chap, that appears to be Keeley not the Samaire bird.

Damn Google and it's gash image search function.

Samaire Armstrong, not Keeley from page 3:
 
#13
Starship troopers, shower scene and the one sex scene.


and

Serenity. Summer Glau needs a good seeing to, and the nice young lady who plays the ships engineer. There's something about a woman who knows about engines.

 
#14
jjp23 said:
Ok, given the posts on another thread about Love Actually and the considerable amount of shagable birds in it i have been wondering what is the best film for a good old perv that isn't a porn film or anything similar if you get what i mean.

Films and evidence please......
Calender Girls
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#15
Trading Places. Jamie Lee Curtis's top bollocks are well worth suffering a bit of eddie murphy for.

To my eternal shame I have a confession as well, I once was forced to crack one of to "the Stud" and donated some man goo to the sight of Joan Collins getting shagged on a swing, wrong I know but needs must, there wasn't anything else to watch. :oops:
 
#16
This many posts and still no-one has mentioned Betty Blue .....



Of course no-one ever watches beyond the first 20-30 mins but I'm sure that will be enough!
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
#20
As a young teenager, the channel 4 red triangle films. Maintaining a hard one whilst waiting for a two second flash of bush. My first and not last sexual disappointment.
 
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