The best film for a wafty crank.

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  1. Ok, given the posts on another thread about Love Actually and the considerable amount of shagable birds in it i have been wondering what is the best film for a good old perv that isn't a porn film or anything similar if you get what i mean.

    Films and evidence please......
  2. The Little Mermaid is a good one.

    Ariel's top bollocks are in good form for a cartoon character.
  3. The Tall Guy , king Aurthur and what about titainic if you watch closely you can see Kate Winslets bush
  4. Oldie but goodie

  5. Not another teen movie, absolutely heaving with clunge.

    Chyler Leigh

    Jaime Pressly (known to do clunge shots on occasion)

    Mia Kirshner

    Joanna Garcia

    Lacey Chabert

    Cerina Vincent

    Molly Ringwald

    Samaire Armstrong

    Nectar Rose

    Michelle Holgate

    Need I go on? And do I win a prize?
  6. Muholland Drive, pompous artistic wank but has Noami Watts dyking out a couple of times so you can store that for the bank while telling the wife/girlfriend that its critically aclaimed and so not filth. Gia as a close second with Angelina Jolie getting naked and shagging her girlfriend.
  7. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer


    That pic of the Samaire bird look a bit like Keeley Hazell, who I think also gets them out in a movie (not the one with her boyfriend).
  8. On closer inspection I think you maybe correct there old chap, that appears to be Keeley not the Samaire bird.

    Damn Google and it's gash image search function.

    Samaire Armstrong, not Keeley from page 3:
  9. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    The constant gardener, Rachel Weisz up the duff, tits oot. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty.
  10. Halle Berry getting done in Monster's Ball - rest of the film is gash tho :D :D
  11. Straw Dogs with Susan George.

    Failing that, Last Tango in Paris.

    Pass the butter took on a whole new meaning :lol:
  12. Starship troopers, shower scene and the one sex scene.


    Serenity. Summer Glau needs a good seeing to, and the nice young lady who plays the ships engineer. There's something about a woman who knows about engines.
  13. Calender Girls
  14. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Trading Places. Jamie Lee Curtis's top bollocks are well worth suffering a bit of eddie murphy for.

    To my eternal shame I have a confession as well, I once was forced to crack one of to "the Stud" and donated some man goo to the sight of Joan Collins getting shagged on a swing, wrong I know but needs must, there wasn't anything else to watch. :oops:
  15. This many posts and still no-one has mentioned Betty Blue .....


    Of course no-one ever watches beyond the first 20-30 mins but I'm sure that will be enough!
  16. The crying game !

  17. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Breakfast on Pluto, 8O

  18. Jamie Lee Curtis stripping for Arnie in True Lies

    And what must be the original one for knocking one out..Jane Fonda in Barbarella
  19. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    As a young teenager, the channel 4 red triangle films. Maintaining a hard one whilst waiting for a two second flash of bush. My first and not last sexual disappointment.

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