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The best 'dear john' letter ever

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky


The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:


Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky
 

Greendeath

Lantern Swinger
Fabulous.

Groucho Marks once said:

Always remember, a woman is only a woman, but a cigar is a bloody good smoke.


Cheers


Steve
 

CRYSTALTIPS

Lantern Swinger
brazenhussy said:
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky


The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:


Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky


THAT IS CLASS. PMPL
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Sent my mate on deployment a maily once (s'okay, we weren't gay or owt!). Anyway I changed my handwriting a little so he didn't know who it was from, and wrote in big letters across the back of the envelope:

"I missed my period last month"! :twisted:
 

MarkH

Midshipman
Greendeath, it might have been said by Groucho, but it was written by Rudyard Kipling and was based on a real life breach of promise case!!
 

Richie

Lantern Swinger
In those lost lost days before I met my missus, we used to pin all the "Dear John's" to the notice board in the mess, it was a kind of trophy
 
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