The ballerina

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  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin ..
    She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all


    the people sitting at the bar and asked,

    "What man here will buy a woman drink?

    The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
    But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down

    on the counter and bellowed,

    "Give the ballerina a drink!"

    The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned
    to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same
    hairy armpit, and asked,


    "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
    Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and

    said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

    The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy, it's your business


    if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"

    The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"
     

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