The 2018 thread of Resolutions

[BillyNoMates]

Time to make a 2018 New Year



I gave up the fags in June 2017, so that one's out the window. I therefore resolve to get my saggy cadaver into a more reasonable shape before Summer 2018 and not to block out the sun on my next beachin' holiday. I will also be setting aside more time for WolfPackLeader and vow to be a better husband than
her last one, providing she understands she must be a better WolfPackLeader than my last one. I am
going to finish ALL the DIY tasks before the end of the New Year and promise never to have a wee
with the toilet seat down ever again.
Finally, I shall be writing a brand new No.1 best selling book about a Top Secret elite military unit
that nobody has ever written anything about until now.
The S.T.C.
2018 is going to be mad.

B.N.M.

 

[superpom]

My resolution is not to make any resolutions....success guaranteed....simples init?

 

[Sumo]

Time to make a 2018 New Year

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I gave up the fags in June 2017, so that one's out the window. I therefore resolve to get my saggy cadaver into a more reasonable shape before Summer 2018 and not to block out the sun on my next beachin' holiday. I will also be setting aside more time for WolfPackLeader and vow to be a better husband than
her last one, providing she understands she must be a better WolfPackLeader than my last one. I am
going to finish ALL the DIY tasks before the end of the New Year and promise never to have a wee
with the toilet seat down ever again.
Finally, I shall be writing a brand new No.1 best selling book about a Top Secret elite military unit
that nobody has ever written anything about until now.
The S.T.C.
2018 is going to be mad.

B.N.M.

@BillyNoMates setting your self up to fail if you think you do a deal with wolf pack leader that will benefit you, good luck with you book

 

[Sumo]

I am with @superpom set my expectations very low, so any failures' will not even be noticed

 

[photface]

Time to get on top of my appalling diet.


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[Wightsparker]

My resolution is not to make any resolutions....success guaranteed....simples init?

But if you've made a resolution to not make resolutions, you have already failed as you've made a resolution.......

A bit like saying "Everything that I say is a lie"..............

 

[superpom]

But if you've made a resolution to not make resolutions, you have already failed as you've made a resolution.......

A bit like saying "Everything that I say is a lie"..............

Funny, but you really need to get out more. May I suggest you resolve to do so.....

 

[dapperdunn]

Time to get on top of my appalling diet.


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But I thought you were rejoining?

 

[Faded]

Read more books and spend less time on my phone.

 

[Sumo]

Read more books and spend less time on my phone.

Um difficult one that, less time on phone OK?

 

[photface]

But I thought you were rejoining?

I won't bite haha

I'm fit enough, I just eat a lot of junk tbh!



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[Faded]

Um difficult one that, less time on phone OK?

If I'm using to do some productive it's ok but the amount of times I get it out to check social media is ridiculous! It's obviously become a habit because I'll do it without even thinking...

 

[Wightsparker]

Funny, but you really need to get out more. May I suggest you resolve to do so.....

Good idea...... but I was going out to get some Resolve anyway.

 

[Sumo]

Good idea...... but I was going out to get some Resolve anyway.

what stain remover

 

[Wightsparker]

what stain remover

Oh. I wondered why it never seemed any good at getting rid of headaches.

 

[Sumo]

Oh. I wondered why it never seemed any good at getting rid of headaches.

depends if you throw your red knickers in with your wife's whites, can save a major headache

 

[Wightsparker]

depends if you throw your red knickers in with your wife's whites, can save a major headache

To do so would cause severe ear-ache.

 

[Sumo]

To do so would cause severe ear-ache.

Turn the hearing aids down

 

[barny006]

Eat less, drink less,Exercise more, OH F**k it, carry on as before, be happy pissed and fat.

 

[Wightsparker]

depends if you throw your red knickers in with your wife's whites, can save a major headache

Weeeell. I kinda guess in all the excitement of this thread that I sorta missed one point. How come you know about ma wife's underwear?

Think carefully before you reply, because I might have an interesting proposal for you.