The 2017 Chrimbo thread

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by SONAR-BENDER, Nov 27, 2017.

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  1. As the Christmas cards have now been on sale for weeks, carols are blaring out in the shops and houses are covered in lights - it seems time to begin a thread for Christmas funnies.

    This one especially for bomber rates.......

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  2. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

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  3. yep that's the 12 days a year Mrs S stops spending on Christmas.
    Apparently I have brought her some really nice prezzy's just need to find out what they are so I can wrap them, I think i heard he say she was getting the Bose some headphones to help reduce noise?
  4. Spent a small fortune in Milton Keynes on Saturday!!! Hopefully that's it all done.

    Just a bike for JFH youngest to pick up.
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  7. On the twelfth day of Christmas,
    the postman gave to me,
    A fuck load of credit card statements,
    The c*nt.
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  8. After the Christmas dinner, a movie with the children.
    Fuckin' "Frozen" again.

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  9. Ha ha - I know it is still November, but I SO wanted to start the thread that I just couldn't wait (and risk being usurped!) until Thursday/Friday!

    It is still VERY November in our house and will not be Christmas until, well, nearer Christmas.

    But that doesn't stop us sending funnies....... And in the November spirit...

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  10. Keynsham :D

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  12. I promise this isn't me tucking it between my legs, been a long time since I said "I'm ready for you precious"
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  13. I'd like to see who 'NKD' is though, great shape, knowing my luck though she'd be a BODFOC
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  14. And just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.... Pierced clit baubles, awesome
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  15. BODFOC = body off Baywatch, face off crimewatch, always amused me but so did drinking in Jesters, easy to please
  16. Are those little bells? At least you'd hear her coming.

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  17. When was Baywatch spelt starting with a 'D'?
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  18. :(Mrs S has spent all year, wasting money on things people don’t really need in the name of Christmas, now all of a sudden; it has become our job to wrap it all up?:(
    I hate sodding wrapping
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  19. You are Horace Batchelor's grandson and I claim my £10. Nice jingle bell-end pic, too.

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