The 2011 RR Awards

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  1. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    It's getting close to the end of the year which means it's time for the awards. For the newbies among us, this is where you get the chance to vote for some of the best and worse twats on this site. Here are the categories;

    The "tell us what you really think" award for not sitting on the fence

    Most charitable member

    Worst MOD

    Best MOD

    The Sanctimonious cunt award

    Best post

    Best thread

    The "how do you stop a 6 year old girl choking" tasteless humour award.

    The Richard Littlejohn / Alf Garnett "Load up the outrage bus" Outrage whore award

    Cock of the year

    Hero of the year

    Contributor of the year

    Just copy and paste and add your bits.

    Any of you others want to set a date for the close of votes?
     
  2. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

  3. Most charitable member

    Worst MOD


    Best MOD

    The Sanctimonious cunt award

    Best post

    Best thread

    The "how do you stop a 6 year old girl choking" tasteless humour award.

    The Richard Littlejohn / Alf Garnett "Load up the outrage bus" Outrage whore award

    Cock of the year

    Hero of the year

    Contributor of the year

    The best Dit

    Who would you like to appear with on come dine wth me
     
  4. Magda

    Magda War Hero Book Reviewer

    I'll get the ball rolling cos' I'm stuck in on a Saturday night and I'm bored.

    The "tell us what you really think" award for not sitting on the fence

    MLP without a shadow of a doubt.

    Most charitable member

    X.R.D, at least at the moment.

    Worst MOD

    No idea.

    Best MOD

    NZB because I said I would vote for him. I haven't forgotten!

    The Sanctimonious cunt award

    Jaybee48

    Best post

    One of the many, many posts which has made me laugh out loud. I'm trying to work out which one is the best.

    Best thread

    Naval_Gazer's "Projection of Maritime Power in Libya

    The "how do you stop a 6 year old girl choking" tasteless humour award.

    Probably MLP

    The Richard Littlejohn / Alf Garnett "Load up the outrage bus" Outrage whore award

    Finknottle, for the second year running.

    Cock of the year

    I think Jaybee48 again, but subject to change.

    Hero of the year

    They'd be embarrassed if I said. So I won't. =-)

    Contributor of the year

    Soleil for all her patience and diligence in Newbies and with all the interesting news stories she finds!

    EDIT to add Stan's in:

    The best Dit

    Stan The Man for this Post #19 Well, it made oi larf.

    Who would you like to appear with on come dine wth me

    Hm. Blackrat for laughs, Joe Crow for intelligent conversation (no offence Blackers! :-D) and Soleil to keep us all in line and because she's lovely.



    I'd say 20th December for the Grand Announcement, then you've got time to amalgamate either before Christmas or before New Year... or after. Whatever :-D
     
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  5. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    I'll edit and update as I remember threads,

    Most charitable member

    Worst MOD

    Nutty - Who?

    Best MOD

    NZB - Only to stop saint sol and ninja winning. New years resolution is to start more threads in sports and see if I if he wins worst Mod next year.

    The Sanctimonious cunt award

    Finknottle - Serial current affairs troll monster with a passion for arguing black is white and white is black all during the same debate.

    Best post

    Best thread

    http://www.navy-net.co.uk/diamond-lils/60163-how-do-you-spot-japanese-prostitute.html

    The "how do you stop a 6 year old girl choking" tasteless humour award.

    JJ oppps I mean that cunt.

    The Richard Littlejohn / Alf Garnett "Load up the outrage bus" Outrage whore award

    UncleAlbert - Jap whale hunter.

    Cock of the year

    NMC - Dummy spitting wankstain who doesn't have a clue about this internet social interaction marlarky.

    Hero of the year

    Ninja - after seeing those Falkland phots.

    Contributor of the year

    Rumrat - Still winning even if the auld cunt has done a sterling.

    The best Dit

    Who would you like to appear with on come dine wth me

    Chicojiz - To give him some fatherly advice.
    NMC - So I could kick him in the stones.
    Finknottle - To learn the secrets of successful trolling.

    Invites changed due to finding out the young fluffer is a 15yr old child & serial masturbater.
     
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  6. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    A suggestion - a brief perusal of threads, individual posts, username profiles & 'Likes' received or not received may help give a pointer to many of the contender nominations. Very often the post preceding the one with a plethora of "likes" is the one that identifies the polar opposite.

    It's still a great source of regret the suggestion of an 'FRO button' was not adopted as it would greatly aid the quest for the best in each category.
     
  7. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    To be amended as the weeks go on:


    The "tell us what you really think" award for not sitting on the fence

    Monty. Who else?

    Most charitable member

    XRD.

    Worst MOD

    Jenny Dabber for legging it.

    Best MOD

    I'm going with Ninja_Stoker again. Endless bloody patience.

    The Sanctimonious cunt award

    NotMeChief. This man throbs like a vein.

    Best post

    Monty. Post #114. http://www.navy-net.co.uk/diamond-lils/63734-all-quiet-rr-front-12.html#post1059268

    Best thread

    Difficult. For the moment, this old one is making me chuckle (Subject to change though): http://www.navy-net.co.uk/gash-barge/47603-i-had-fight-marine-bully-last-night-won.html

    The "how do you stop a 6 year old girl choking" tasteless humour award.

    It has to be Cunt. He is one as well you know.

    The Richard Littlejohn / Alf Garnett "Load up the outrage bus" Outrage whore award

    Finknottle.

    Cock of the year

    NotMeChief and his alter egos.

    Hero of the year

    Soleil. The calm in the storm of RR.

    Contributor of the year

    Naval Gazer. The man is a font of knowledge.

    The best Dit

    2 Deck_Dash for posts #5 & #14 here. Made oi larf. http://www.navy-net.co.uk/diamond-lils/63665-back-basics.html

    Who would you like to appear with on come dine with me

    This isn't an award but pretty much all of you that i haven't met. Except the cunts that is.
     
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    User test.

    F.R.O.:-D
     
  9. The bloke who first suggested the FRO button should get an award. :slow:
     
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  10. Magda

    Magda War Hero Book Reviewer

    Actually, I'm going to edit my vote to third this. Have read that thread with interest.
     
  11. That would make for a lovely evening. One thought, how do we get rid of Percy early doors?

    PS, I'll do the washing up.
     
  12. The "tell us what you really think" award for not sitting on the fence SJRM RN - Some supreme belittlings dispensed.

    Most charitable member XRD - Always looking for ways to hurt himself for the lads.

    Worst MOD JD for running away after being caught fibbing.

    Best MOD Ninja Stoker, patience of a saint and amusing, although honorable mention to Purple Twiglet for some awesome put downs, most notably destroying fat reservists.

    The Sanctimonious cunt award Jaybee.

    Best post

    Best threadhttp://www.navy-net.co.uk/gash-barge/61804-defending-your-own-home.html I loved Cornish Golfer's meltdown.

    The "how do you stop a 6 year old girl choking" tasteless humour award. Cunt

    The Richard Littlejohn / Alf Garnett "Load up the outrage bus" Outrage whore award Finknottle / Mikehunt

    Cock of the year Such a difficult decision this as we've had some superb displays of fuckwittery this year. I'm going to have to go with NotMeChief althugh honorable mentions must go to Cornish Golfer and Finknottle / Mikehunt and of course, jaybee.

    Hero of the year Blackrat for consistently making me laugh.

    Contributor of the year Naval Gazer
     
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  13. Purple_twiglet

    Purple_twiglet War Hero Moderator

    "Ref worst mod nomination for Karma(No idea. I'll say Karma because they haven't been online since last year)."

    While I'm not going to put any votes forward in any category, I would say in Karmas defence that they've spent most of this year deployed somewhere quite hostile, and have been too busy to log in for very good reasons, so personally I think that nomination is a little harsh!
     
  14. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Crikey! I had no idea Karma was in Plymouth... :shock:
     
  15. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Surely he can't have been having a divisional meeting for all this time?
     
  16. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    That's Korma. Just down the high street next to the Witherspoons. The Jalfrezi will give you the shits.
     
  17. Attention Whore

    Slickvic.
     
  18. Magda

    Magda War Hero Book Reviewer

    Alright, alright, how was I supposed to know? I'll edit it to someone else's name if you like... now let me think... ;-)




    (Only kidding :-D )
     

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