The 2011 RR Awards

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#1
It's getting close to the end of the year which means it's time for the awards. For the newbies among us, this is where you get the chance to vote for some of the best and worse twats on this site. Here are the categories;

The "tell us what you really think" award for not sitting on the fence

Most charitable member

Worst MOD

Best MOD

The Sanctimonious cunt award

Best post

Best thread

The "how do you stop a 6 year old girl choking" tasteless humour award.

The Richard Littlejohn / Alf Garnett "Load up the outrage bus" Outrage whore award

Cock of the year

Hero of the year

Contributor of the year

Just copy and paste and add your bits.

Any of you others want to set a date for the close of votes?
 
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Most charitable member

Worst MOD


Best MOD

The Sanctimonious cunt award

Best post

Best thread

The "how do you stop a 6 year old girl choking" tasteless humour award.

The Richard Littlejohn / Alf Garnett "Load up the outrage bus" Outrage whore award

Cock of the year

Hero of the year

Contributor of the year

The best Dit

Who would you like to appear with on come dine wth me
 

Magda

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#4
I'll get the ball rolling cos' I'm stuck in on a Saturday night and I'm bored.

The "tell us what you really think" award for not sitting on the fence

MLP without a shadow of a doubt.

Most charitable member

X.R.D, at least at the moment.

Worst MOD

No idea.

Best MOD

NZB because I said I would vote for him. I haven't forgotten!

The Sanctimonious cunt award

Jaybee48

Best post

One of the many, many posts which has made me laugh out loud. I'm trying to work out which one is the best.

Best thread

Naval_Gazer's "Projection of Maritime Power in Libya

The "how do you stop a 6 year old girl choking" tasteless humour award.

Probably MLP

The Richard Littlejohn / Alf Garnett "Load up the outrage bus" Outrage whore award

Finknottle, for the second year running.

Cock of the year

I think Jaybee48 again, but subject to change.

Hero of the year

They'd be embarrassed if I said. So I won't. =-)

Contributor of the year

Soleil for all her patience and diligence in Newbies and with all the interesting news stories she finds!

EDIT to add Stan's in:

The best Dit

Stan The Man for this Post #19 Well, it made oi larf.

Who would you like to appear with on come dine wth me

Hm. Blackrat for laughs, Joe Crow for intelligent conversation (no offence Blackers! :-D) and Soleil to keep us all in line and because she's lovely.



I'd say 20th December for the Grand Announcement, then you've got time to amalgamate either before Christmas or before New Year... or after. Whatever :-D
 
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witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
#5
I'll edit and update as I remember threads,

Most charitable member

Worst MOD

Nutty - Who?

Best MOD

NZB - Only to stop saint sol and ninja winning. New years resolution is to start more threads in sports and see if I if he wins worst Mod next year.

The Sanctimonious cunt award

Finknottle - Serial current affairs troll monster with a passion for arguing black is white and white is black all during the same debate.

Best post

Best thread

http://www.navy-net.co.uk/diamond-lils/60163-how-do-you-spot-japanese-prostitute.html

The "how do you stop a 6 year old girl choking" tasteless humour award.

JJ oppps I mean that cunt.

The Richard Littlejohn / Alf Garnett "Load up the outrage bus" Outrage whore award

UncleAlbert - Jap whale hunter.

Cock of the year

NMC - Dummy spitting wankstain who doesn't have a clue about this internet social interaction marlarky.

Hero of the year

Ninja - after seeing those Falkland phots.

Contributor of the year

Rumrat - Still winning even if the auld cunt has done a sterling.

The best Dit

Who would you like to appear with on come dine wth me

Chicojiz - To give him some fatherly advice.
NMC - So I could kick him in the stones.
Finknottle - To learn the secrets of successful trolling.

Invites changed due to finding out the young fluffer is a 15yr old child & serial masturbater.
 
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Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
#6
A suggestion - a brief perusal of threads, individual posts, username profiles & 'Likes' received or not received may help give a pointer to many of the contender nominations. Very often the post preceding the one with a plethora of "likes" is the one that identifies the polar opposite.

It's still a great source of regret the suggestion of an 'FRO button' was not adopted as it would greatly aid the quest for the best in each category.
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#7
To be amended as the weeks go on:


The "tell us what you really think" award for not sitting on the fence

Monty. Who else?

Most charitable member

XRD.

Worst MOD

Jenny Dabber for legging it.

Best MOD

I'm going with Ninja_Stoker again. Endless bloody patience.

The Sanctimonious cunt award

NotMeChief. This man throbs like a vein.

Best post

Monty. Post #114. http://www.navy-net.co.uk/diamond-lils/63734-all-quiet-rr-front-12.html#post1059268

Best thread

Difficult. For the moment, this old one is making me chuckle (Subject to change though): http://www.navy-net.co.uk/gash-barge/47603-i-had-fight-marine-bully-last-night-won.html

The "how do you stop a 6 year old girl choking" tasteless humour award.

It has to be Cunt. He is one as well you know.

The Richard Littlejohn / Alf Garnett "Load up the outrage bus" Outrage whore award

Finknottle.

Cock of the year

NotMeChief and his alter egos.

Hero of the year

Soleil. The calm in the storm of RR.

Contributor of the year

Naval Gazer. The man is a font of knowledge.

The best Dit

2 Deck_Dash for posts #5 & #14 here. Made oi larf. http://www.navy-net.co.uk/diamond-lils/63665-back-basics.html

Who would you like to appear with on come dine with me

This isn't an award but pretty much all of you that i haven't met. Except the cunts that is.
 
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:-D:-D
A suggestion - a brief perusal of threads, individual posts, username profiles & 'Likes' received or not received may help give a pointer to many of the contender nominations. Very often the post preceding the one with a plethora of "likes" is the one that identifies the polar opposite.

It's still a great source of regret the suggestion of an 'FRO button' was not adopted as it would greatly aid the quest for the best in each category.
User test.

F.R.O.:-D
 
#13
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Who would you like to appear with on come dine wth me

Hm. Blackrat for laughs, Joe Crow for intelligent conversation (no offence Blackers! :-D) and Soleil to keep us all in line and because she's lovely.
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That would make for a lovely evening. One thought, how do we get rid of Percy early doors?

PS, I'll do the washing up.
 
G

guestm

Guest
#14
The "tell us what you really think" award for not sitting on the fence SJRM RN - Some supreme belittlings dispensed.

Most charitable member XRD - Always looking for ways to hurt himself for the lads.

Worst MOD JD for running away after being caught fibbing.

Best MOD Ninja Stoker, patience of a saint and amusing, although honorable mention to Purple Twiglet for some awesome put downs, most notably destroying fat reservists.

The Sanctimonious cunt award Jaybee.

Best post
The S10 has got a blind spot in the middle at very close range which makes it a nightmare to headbutt kids.

Best threadhttp://www.navy-net.co.uk/gash-barge/61804-defending-your-own-home.html I loved Cornish Golfer's meltdown.

The "how do you stop a 6 year old girl choking" tasteless humour award. Cunt

The Richard Littlejohn / Alf Garnett "Load up the outrage bus" Outrage whore award Finknottle / Mikehunt

Cock of the year Such a difficult decision this as we've had some superb displays of fuckwittery this year. I'm going to have to go with NotMeChief althugh honorable mentions must go to Cornish Golfer and Finknottle / Mikehunt and of course, jaybee.

Hero of the year Blackrat for consistently making me laugh.

Contributor of the year Naval Gazer
 
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Purple_twiglet

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Moderator
#15
"Ref worst mod nomination for Karma(No idea. I'll say Karma because they haven't been online since last year)."

While I'm not going to put any votes forward in any category, I would say in Karmas defence that they've spent most of this year deployed somewhere quite hostile, and have been too busy to log in for very good reasons, so personally I think that nomination is a little harsh!
 

Magda

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#20
"Ref worst mod nomination for Karma(No idea. I'll say Karma because they haven't been online since last year)."

While I'm not going to put any votes forward in any category, I would say in Karmas defence that they've spent most of this year deployed somewhere quite hostile, and have been too busy to log in for very good reasons, so personally I think that nomination is a little harsh!
Alright, alright, how was I supposed to know? I'll edit it to someone else's name if you like... now let me think... ;-)




(Only kidding :-D )
 

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