The 2010 RR Awards

Blackrat

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#1
Nothing to do with me, but it's getting close to that time of year. It's your chance to vote on the wankers on this site and the contributions made. It's up there with the Oscars, Baftas and the Durex National Ejaculation Presentation Dinner.

Monty, what's the breakdown again? Is there a RR legend of the year in there? I forget you see.
 
#2
Charity Award goes to XRD my vote.

Dit Value award goes to Stan the man my vote.

Will have to think abot the rest
 

K640

War Hero
#4
I think some kind of Lifetime Saint Award is in order for Soleil.

Oh and an Ethnic Diversity Award for Rumrat :wink:
 

jockpopeye

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#5
K640 said:
I think some kind of Lifetime Saint Award is in order for Soleil.

Oh and an Ethnic Diversity Award for Rumrat :wink:
Second that and also a "patience of a saint" award for Ninja Stoker.

There should probably be a cock of the year and also a Greatest Cumulative Contirbution - Diamond Lils for the individual that has contributed the most amusing shite over the course of the year.
 

Blackrat

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#8
I forget what the breakdown was. I think there was:

Best Thread
Best Contributor
Cock of the Year

Oh i can't remember. Someone else might though. MONTY!
 
#9
There should be an "Invisible Mod" award .....with extra points to any who were given a modship so they would stay ...but fcuked off anyway.

Top mod and best contributor 'Levers Alined' in his pre mod days he was brilliant....


...
 
#10
witsend said:
Cut & paste from the original thread, copyright Monty.

The Paul Gadd award for grooming Newbies

The John's not mad award for the most use of the words fcuk & cnut

The Mike Golden award for Walting above & beyond

The most obscene Avatar

The "tell us what you really think" award for not sitting on the fence

The "AUSSIE PINT" Oscar for vanishing without a trace

The Biggest Driller of Smilies.

The Kim Jung Il "Megalomaniacal Mod" Award

The Sanctimonious cnut award

The "Oi Skate, tits before fanny" RR c0ckhungry whore award

The Goody / Tweedy Most beauiful romance Award

Funniest post?

Funniest thread?

The Quentin Crisp Rompingest homo award

The "how do you stop a 6 year old girl choking" tasteless humour award

The "Good life" So nice and fcuking perfect it can't be true award

The Gok Wan Best dressed ex- bootie award

The Richard Littlejohn / Alf Garnett "Load up the outrage bus" Outrage whore award

The "So Solid" Chavviest little mongtard

The most cantankerous, old fart

Bonest pre- service cnut who can't stop asking mong questions

The "Errol Flynn" award for internet swordplay

The "I must be Emo" Attention whore award

Most Inappropriate chat up line in the Chatroom
Mmmm Wits,

Sounds rather old Government 'Prizes for All - No ones a Loser' scheme to me.

In which case why not just award everyone an O2 tag, except Sol (and me & thee :wink: )
 
G

guestm

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#11
It probably makes sense to slimline the awards this year. If everyones happy ill set out a list this weekend when I get back to civilization and on a computer as some of the old awards don't seem quite relevant now.

Shall we say awards night on the 22nd dec?
 

Blackrat

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#12
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
It probably makes sense to slimline the awards this year. If everyones happy ill set out a list this weekend when I get back to civilization and on a computer as some of the old awards don't seem quite relevant now.

Shall we say awards night on the 22nd dec?
Sounds good to me. Can it include the RR legend of the year?
 
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guestm

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#13
Blackrat said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
It probably makes sense to slimline the awards this year. If everyones happy ill set out a list this weekend when I get back to civilization and on a computer as some of the old awards don't seem quite relevant now.

Shall we say awards night on the 22nd dec?
Sounds good to me. Can it include the RR legend of the year?
Absolutely, as long as eceryones happy we'll go for that.
 
#14
Sounds good to me. Its about time the site got down and dirty again.

Speaking of which wheres that slapper wannabe gone to?? STI clinic??
 
#15
8)
tommo said:
Charity Award goes to XRD my vote.

Dit Value award goes to Stan the man my vote.

Will have to think abot the rest
Cheers mate. As your all aware I don't do it for recognition although feel free to rip the piss!! 8) :wink:
 
#16
X.R.D said:
8)
tommo said:
Charity Award goes to XRD my vote.

Dit Value award goes to Stan the man my vote.

Will have to think abot the rest
Cheers mate. As your all aware I don't do it for recognition although feel free to rip the piss!! 8) :wink:
I glad to see X.R.D. get some charity. I think he may need it :p
 

Blackrat

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#17
bikerman said:
I glad to see X.R.D. get some charity. I think he may need it :p
XRD doesn't need charity, he does more than enough in that department.

He does, however, need a facelift. The ugly cunt.
 
#18
Blackrat said:
bikerman said:
I glad to see X.R.D. get some charity. I think he may need it :p
XRD doesn't need charity, he does more than enough in that department.

He does, however, need a facelift. The ugly cunt.
All bootnecks are essence, even the rubber variety. XRD is like a fine wine....
 
#20
Blackrat said:
bikerman said:
I glad to see X.R.D. get some charity. I think he may need it :p
XRD doesn't need charity, he does more than enough in that department.

He does, however, need a facelift. The ugly cunt.
Your missus never complained baldy!!! 8) :wink:
 

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