That's my birthday buggered then!

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  1. Yet another little gem!! From the good old USofA and Wail on line!!

    California preacher Harold Camping has said his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months because Judgment Day will actually come on October 21.
    Mr Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven on Saturday before the Earth was destroyed, said he felt so terrible when his doomsday prediction did not come true that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife.
    His independent ministry, Family Radio International, spent millions - some of it from donations made by followers - on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 vehicles plastered with the Judgment Day message.
    But Mr Camping said he has now realised the apocalypse will come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted. He had earlier said October 21 was when the globe would be consumed by a fireball.
    It is not the first time the independent Christian radio host has been forced to explain when his prediction did not come to pass. He also predicted the Apocalypse would come in 1994, but said it did not happen then because of a mathematical error.
    Rather than give his normal daily broadcast on Monday, Mr Camping made a special statement before the press at the Oakland headquarters of the media empire that has broadcast his message. His show, Open Forum, has for months headlined his doomsday message via the group's radio stations, TV channels, satellite broadcasts and website.
    When the Rapture did not arrive on Saturday, crestfallen followers began turning their attention to more earthly concerns.
    Jeff Hopkins thought the petrol money he spent driving back and forth from Long Island to New York City would be worth it, as long as people could see the ominous sign atop his car warning that the end of the world was nigh.
    "I've been mocked and scoffed and cursed at and I've been through a lot with this lighted sign on top of my car," said Mr Hopkins, 52, a former television producer who lives in Great River, New York.
    "I was doing what I've been instructed to do through the Bible, but now I've been stymied. It's like getting slapped in the face."

    Geting slapped in the face?? What about my birthday you bastard - all my plans hav now been bollixed.

    So - I'm needing advice now. We have a holiday booked. Do I cancel? Do I blow all my funds now, before the NON birthday bash?

    Please help me - I'm even more worried than I was about choosing my iron for RALEIGH.
  2. It aint about him being a nutter, it's about all the stupid wankers who believed him, don't you join them, enjoy your holiday. If you should want to join the ranks of the dickhead, then shag every man, woman, cat or dog you can and max your credit cards out and spend it all the golden nectar.
  3. I do all that anyway, can't you come up with something exciting?
  4. You could always buy loads of stuffed cat toys and hide them in fields around the country. (whilst absolutely wankered of course)
  5. Do I stuff the cats myself or put them on the game first?
  6. Thank fuck for that, I've got a holiday booked in August so I'll still be able to fit it in before coming back and spending my remaining dosh on alcohol and stuffed cats.
  7. And my Naval Anniversary!!!
  8. Well, we're all still here, apparently there's been a stay of execution and the Big Day is now in October.....though if only christians were going to be saved, why the delay....?That's christmas and a couple of birthdays sorted then....

    The mind boggles how people who believe this crap are actually allowed to drive a car, have a job, produce children and stick signs on the tops of their cars then wonder why they get ridiculed.Had the JW around two days ago, one looked like a converted crim, 'Seen the light' in prison type, probably did his probation chances's a fcuking long walk to my front door yet the lusty call of religious duty spurred them on no doubt........if it's anything, thank God you don't live in Bible Belt USA, there'd be no escape...!
  9. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    What a load of utter bollocks. The rapture. I gave myself a rupture laughing about it.
  10. Sunday saw Mrs Flymo's mother leave us to return to her pad in France. A week of her bible bashing sh1t in my house was hell ...
    Apparently, the rupture is going to come but Christians are not allowed to discuss it as they have been told not to by the bible. Convenient huh?

    On her final day here she informed me that I will be alright when the rupture comes. Even though as a born again atheist, I will be saved as I have an open mind as I do a lot of research .... wtf ...???

    Who says the rupture will come? Bible? Who wrote the bible? No answer
    What will happen to the Islamists, Buddhists etc? No answer

    No wonder - bunch of fruits.
  11. I am not that good.

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