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TEXAS COWBOY

lepp173

Midshipman
A cowboy from Texas arrives at the pearly gates and is greeted by Saint Peter.

Peter asks, 'Can you tell me one good thing that you have done in your life?"

Cowboy thinks and then says, "Well, I was runnin some cattle in the Dakotas and came across a motorcycle gang threating a young women. I jumped off my horse and ran to the biggest biker with the most tattoos and punched him in the side of his head, kicked him in the crotch and jerked his nose ring and thru it on the ground. I then told them to back off or I would kick the crap out of them.

St. Peter, "I am impressed. When did this happen?"

A couple of minutes ago!
 
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