Tesco Mongs

[Ballistic]

Was he (or were you for that matter) wearing pyjamas?

Sadly not. Personally, i would like to go shopping in the rip covered in shit but no doubt those do gooders will say that's unacceptable as well. So much for freedom of expression. Tesco's also get the hump when you try to knock one out in the Lingerie section. Jobsworths.

You obviously go to the wrong shops!

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sco...Peter-Echlin-and-Fay-Byrne-in-Tesco-romp.html

"Spillage in aisle 12" 8O

 

[Anusil]

I feel your pain. Standing at the till today some greasy tard was chatting away with her fellow tescolian mongs. Waiting patiently like a good citizen and with a gentle reminder of throwing Brussel sprouts at her. She finally started scanning.

 

[djcopio]

It's not just supermarkets. The potwash guy at the large chain hotel I used to work at was a bit, shall we say, off? I heard that the NHS paid half his wages, which is why he couldn't be fired. Even though he did ferk all in the way of actual cleaning.

 

[sussex2]

There's a similar chap in my local Waitrose. He has been working for the company for at least 20 years and more, to my knowledge.
Now given that the John Lewis Partnership is owned by its employees of which he is one, and given his seniority, then I reckon he is probably earning more than those that call him a 'mong'.
Small wonder he always has a grin on his face, and I don't think it's wind!

 

[fishhead]

Seeing as Trolley Boy is a mind numbinglly boring job in all winds and weathers I don't think they want people with drive and ambition.Better get some mong who is happy to have a job.......any job.The ones in my local Tescos tick all the boxes.

 

[slim]

Though we jokingly refer to these workers as Mongs, I think that these disabled persons (either physically or mentally) should be apploaded for working.
It would be extremely easy for most of them to live entirely on benefits.
They are head and shoulders above any of the benefit seeking chav scum.

 

[Blackrat]

Though we jokingly refer to these workers as Mongs, I think that these disabled persons (either physically or mentally) should be apploaded for working.
It would be extremely easy for most of them to live entirely on benefits.
They are head and shoulders above any of the benefit seeking chav scum.

You've hit the nail on the hit. Yes, they should be applauded for the following reasons:

1. They are not sponging off the state like the majority of the micro chip munching chav scum out there

2. They are doing a job that not many people would want to do as it's boring and at this time of the year, fucking miserable because of the weather

3. The majority of them i have seen seem quite content

4. They liven up a normally shite shopping experience with their entirely random approach to life and trolley steerage in general

As for some of the checkout girls, is it me or do they just look like filthy hooers?

 

[Oomallac]

Though we jokingly refer to these workers as Mongs, I think that these disabled persons (either physically or mentally) should be apploaded for working.
It would be extremely easy for most of them to live entirely on benefits.
They are head and shoulders above any of the benefit seeking chav scum.

Very well said shipmate, my daughter's neighbour is slightly disabled but insisted on being allowed to work instead of sponging benefits.

So much he volunteered to work FREE so as to prove his worth, which he did and was offered a job.

 

[brigham600]

I heard its where all ex tankies end up.

 

[superpom]

:lol: :lol: :lol: ...classic!

 

[Blackrat]

I heard its where all ex tankies end up.

How dare you. Utter swine. We fight with swords.

Those that were Armoured shift the trolleys in Waitrose. We have some standards.

 

[brigham600]

I heard its where all ex tankies end up.

How dare you. Utter swine. We fight with swords.

Those that were Armoured shift the trolleys in Waitrose. We have some standards.

Pork swords?? :lol:

 

[witsend]

Selling like hotcakes,,,

 

[type42stoker]

I heard its where all ex tankies end up.

How dare you. Utter swine. We fight with swords.

Those that were Armoured shift the trolleys in Waitrose. We have some standards.

Pork swords?? :lol:

Hmmm, my favourite type of sword fight...... :wink:

 

[witsend]

I knew I was receiving subliminal messages, type42.

Square sausage.

 

[type42stoker]

I knew I was receiving subliminal messages, type42.

Square sausage.

lol, well I've NEVER seen a square one.....I'd imagine that would hurt.... 8O

 

[witsend]

That depends on which hole, I enjoy mine with some brown sauce. :wink:

 

[Blackrat]

Gotta get me some of these bad boys. Wits, got any spare?

 

[witsend]

Aisle 9 is out of bounds for you tankies. Tesco see it along the lines as a ganga grower smoking his own product. You can have 2's up on my lollipop if you want.

 

[Blackrat]

Wits. You are a gentleman and i accept your offer but only if i can be mummy.