Just got a call from the "National Crime research group" or some other similarly named group of cowboys. Told the harpy on the phone that I was TPS registered and to get lost, else likely face fines...cue half brained laughter from her and mouthful of chavvy imitation followed by an interesting choice of words from yours truly before hanging up. Next I get said muppets boss on the phone...threatening to report me to the council for "abuse" of his staff :roll: Needless to say I resisted the urge to collapse in peals of laughter or resort to salty language and instead illuminated him on the fact that a) he was talking out of his rear, b) he could go complain to the council if he liked, (I'm sure they would find his threats just as funny as I did) and c) to go away and stop cold calling me. What is it with Glasgewian chavvy telemarketing scum recently?? Also found out later they are in the business of hawking shoddy and vastly overpriced alarms to the vulnerable under the claim of a home office survey showing a massive increase in burglary and other crimes locally...just wish I had known that at the time as I would have been nowhere near as polite. Telemarketers.....Make me wish I had an airhorn handy or worse Best / most amusing way of getting rid of the muppets?