Telegraph: "Wave Of Suspected Bombs Sent To Armed Forces Recruiting Offices"

Guns

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To all the brave recruiters on this site -- be safe.

My thoughts and prayers are with you at this difficult time. Remember, opening mail is what the loan junior rates are for. No need to take too much risk.

Not all of this post is meant to be taken seriously.
 

Ninja_Stoker

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Funnily enough, since this started earlier in the week, our mail has been put in a separate room for checking, before collection.

I sent down our young Leader to collect it & she came back with a right strop: "You didn't tell me people had been sending us bombs!" she said indignantly. "You never asked" was the reply. ^~

No sense of humour.
 
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Ninja_Stoker

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Weird isn't it?

My Dad said to me in 1981: "Don't join the Army, you'll only get blown-up in Ireland".

So I joined to Navy and seven weeks after joining my first ship, got blown-up in the Falklands. Next ship, back to back Falklands deployments with Sam Salt. Next ship Iran/Iraq war. Finally sweepers, "Ha, only UK & Northern Europe" Wrong, Gulf War One. Next ship Adriatic/Bosnia. Next, diddly squat then finally, the AFCO. "Safe as houses".


FFS.
 
Weird isn't it?

My Dad said to me in 1981: "Don't join the Army, you'll only get blown-up in Ireland".

So I joined to Navy and seven weeks after joining my first ship, got blown-up in the Falklands. Next ship, back to back Falklands deployments with Sam Salt. Next ship Iran/Iraq war. Finally sweepers, "Ha, only UK & Northern Europe" Wrong, Gulf War One. Next ship Adriatic/Bosnia. Next, diddly squat then finally, the AFCO. "Safe as houses".


FFS.

Maybe a name change to Uncle Albert?


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WreckerL

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Weird isn't it?

My Dad said to me in 1981: "Don't join the Army, you'll only get blown-up in Ireland".

So I joined to Navy and seven weeks after joining my first ship, got blown-up in the Falklands. Next ship, back to back Falklands deployments with Sam Salt. Next ship Iran/Iraq war. Finally sweepers, "Ha, only UK & Northern Europe" Wrong, Gulf War One. Next ship Adriatic/Bosnia. Next, diddly squat then finally, the AFCO. "Safe as houses".


FFS.

They're trying to tell you something, oh and that box I sent you is a birthday cake, hence the marzipan smell. It's safe to open, honest!
 

Ninja_Stoker

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Not able to discuss the mechanics or lethal potential of the devices for obvious reasons but effectively, they are viable.

Doubtless some chimp on a forum, not a million miles away will post the photos, target, shortcomings and give advice on how to do it better.
 

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