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Telegraph: "10 Things No One Tells You Before You Join The Royal Marines"

exJenny

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
Are there errors in the book/article?

I got distracted by the bootneck threesome bit...
 

Woody2654

Midshipman
Come on Guzzler/ Jenny you defo need more Corps History lessons......

"The Corps of Royal Marines, the infantry land fighting element of the United Kingdom's Royal Navy, was formed as part of the Naval Service in 1755. However, it can trace its origins back as far as 1664, when English soldiers first went to sea to fight the Dutch."

:)
 

exJenny

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
Come on Guzzler/ Jenny you defo need more Corps History lessons......

"The Corps of Royal Marines, the infantry land fighting element of the United Kingdom's Royal Navy, was formed as part of the Naval Service in 1755. However, it can trace its origins back as far as 1664, when English soldiers first went to sea to fight the Dutch."

:)

yeah anyway, this bootneck threesome....
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
A standard size kitchen stool, ikea branded to bring the level of classiness up a bit.

Ikea has 3 standards of crappiness, shite, shit and shitty. You pay pennies for the lower cheap shite range. A pound or two for the shit range and well ripped off for the shitty top of the range crap with good ideas. All this with a picture of some Swedish interior designer laughing at you as you hand over your credit card.

I do like their hotdogs, meatballs and strawberry tarts.
 

Guzzler

War Hero
Come on Guzzler/ Jenny you defo need more Corps History lessons......

"The Corps of Royal Marines, the infantry land fighting element of the United Kingdom's Royal Navy, was formed as part of the Naval Service in 1755. However, it can trace its origins back as far as 1664, when English soldiers first went to sea to fight the Dutch."

:)

Yes Woody I'm aware of that, but isn't it generally accepted that the 'birth' of the corps is considered to be 1664? That ties in with the 350th anniversay as well.

I stand correction on this, but think I've got it right.
 

exJenny

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
Yes Woody I'm aware of that, but isn't it generally accepted that the 'birth' of the corps is considered to be 1664? That ties in with the 350th anniversay as well.

I stand correction on this, but think I've got it right.

I think he missed what both of us were saying Guzz.
 

dixie_gooner

Lantern Swinger
If the thought of the threesome gives her a wide on, she wont be sharing the stool with anyone. No matter which way up it is
 

Dredd

War Hero
Super Moderator
Apparently, that is the most successful chat-up line in a gay bar.

"Can I push in your stool?"
 

finknottle

Banned
Where is this stool (the kind you sit on) as I fancy giving it a good sniffing?


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