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Teenager dies in police car chase

Rumrat

War Hero
R077 said:
WreckerL said:
All the little cherubs front up in a free car park near me in their "souped up" Ford Fiesta's etc with the bass banging out. They spend half the night doing wheelspins etc. I often wondered where I can get a steamroller or 2nd hand tank so I squidge the tw*ts into the tarmac...any ideas (can you buy 2nd hand stingers on e-bay?)

Pretty sure you could get a Rusky tank and driver for around £500/day :lol:

Well worth it if you even get one of the lil' sh!ts..

On one of the threads on this forum(Red Sailor) there is a pass it on routine.
So we collectively buy a tank, and go chav choppin.
We could even award points for certain catagories. :twisted:

The p*ss stain NAAFI club.( Nasties Arbitary Axed Fcukin Instantly )

I must stop watchin vigillante films 8O :oops: :D
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
NZ_Bootneck said:
Rumrat said:
NZ_Bootneck said:
You should all hang your heads in shame, not one of you has shown any sympathy................





..........for the bridge.
Not only were a few bricks probably dislodged but it will now have to stoically endure having white crosses, tacky floral tributes, teddy bears and bottles of White Lightning strewn around as the friends/family of the turd do the usual grieve ghoul routine.
The usual quotes from parents and relations will no doubt follow..."He was a lovely lad...give you the shirt off his back...he just loved cars. etc etc."
As for the scrote who survived...mores the pity as others will now have to pay for his treatment and probable lifelong sickness benefits as "I can't seem to move my leg very well Doctor.". Tough sh!t sunshine you steal cars, you live with the consequences.
Just thankful that no innocents were injured.


White lightning strewn around?..........see now you saying that, well puts me in a dilema. Its not a long tab to get to that bridge, and if there is booze lying around well........................
But should I get there and find now't, or worse still,...... that pig Jesse beat me to it ,........ 8O :wink: :D well how long does hate mail take to NZ?
Mate you can hardly blame me if they waste the booze by tipping it Gangsta stylee innit, all over the scene of death to give the scrote..er I mean dearly departed sippers.
Easy solution take your own, (I know, but needs must) and salute the lil barsteward in an appropriate manner.
Drinking up and then emptying your bladder all over the LUV U BRO signs and petrol station bouquets sounds about right to me. :twisted:


Or jusr curl one down in the middle of it.....make a statement FFS, you could even put a mini burberry cap on the turd as a monument :)
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Rumrat said:
R077 said:
WreckerL said:
All the little cherubs front up in a free car park near me in their "souped up" Ford Fiesta's etc with the bass banging out. They spend half the night doing wheelspins etc. I often wondered where I can get a steamroller or 2nd hand tank so I squidge the tw*ts into the tarmac...any ideas (can you buy 2nd hand stingers on e-bay?)

Pretty sure you could get a Rusky tank and driver for around £500/day :lol:

Well worth it if you even get one of the lil' sh!ts..

On one of the threads on this forum(Red Sailor) there is a pass it on routine.
So we collectively buy a tank, and go chav choppin.
We could even award points for certain catagories. :twisted:

The p*ss stain NAAFI club.( Nasties Arbitary Axed Fcukin Instantly )

I must stop watchin vigillante films 8O :oops: :D


I like it, so good you posted it twice :wink:
 

Rumrat

War Hero
WreckerL said:
Rumrat said:
R077 said:
WreckerL said:
All the little cherubs front up in a free car park near me in their "souped up" Ford Fiesta's etc with the bass banging out. They spend half the night doing wheelspins etc. I often wondered where I can get a steamroller or 2nd hand tank so I squidge the tw*ts into the tarmac...any ideas (can you buy 2nd hand stingers on e-bay?)

Pretty sure you could get a Rusky tank and driver for around £500/day :lol:

Well worth it if you even get one of the lil' sh!ts..

On one of the threads on this forum(Red Sailor) there is a pass it on routine.
So we collectively buy a tank, and go chav choppin.
We could even award points for certain catagories. :twisted:

The p*ss stain NAAFI club.( Nasties Arbitary Axed Fcukin Instantly )

I must stop watchin vigillante films 8O :oops: :D


I like it, so good you posted it twice :wink:

Mmmyyy sssttuuuttter hhaass cooommmmeee bbacckkk :D :cry:
 

F106

Lantern Swinger
slim said:
Waspie said:
2 down, thousands to go.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news,Unfortunately only one ot the scroats croaked :cry:
yeah but hes critical so theres still hope the thieving little shit will croke i spose all his "best"friends will come outta the woodwork in a mass greive im also glad the little cnut is dead
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
A few more future car smash candidates wating in the wings. ASBO
Award Winners all look the same. F***ing ugly little scrotums with
bad skin, crap haircuts and inter-bred parents. Its like one of them
picture association things that trick-cyclists do. If they showed you one
of these photos... the first word that would come into your head would
definitely be - ASBO.


Lovely bunch of darlings 'aint they??
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
Billy, thats an unhealthy hobby you have of searching the net for pics of kids, you could get yourself into some bother! :wink:
 

WhizzbangDai

War Hero
I think we should all thank Colin McRae (RIP), Richard Burns (RIP), Lewis Hamilton, Jensen Button and the rest, without whom these f*cking idiots wouldn't think they were good drivers. Thanks to those drivers, young morons all over the land truly believe that they can take a 90 degree corner at 90mph in a sh!tty old Toyota, and control it through pure skill alone, like the STIG. I think the Top Gear team should also take some of the credit for this.

So thank you, race drivers, for encouraging these prats to drive faster than their capable of. Hopefully many more of them will slam into hard object all over the country. I salute you all!
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
WhizzbangDai said:
I think we should all thank Colin McRae (RIP), Richard Burns (RIP), Lewis Hamilton, Jensen Button and the rest, without whom these f*cking idiots wouldn't think they were good drivers. Thanks to those drivers, young morons all over the land truly believe that they can take a 90 degree corner at 90mph in a sh!tty old Toyota, and control it through pure skill alone, like the STIG. I think the Top Gear team should also take some of the credit for this.

So thank you, race drivers, for encouraging these prats to drive faster than their capable of. Hopefully many more of them will slam into hard object all over the country. I salute you all!

:lol: , you forgot those pesky playstations!
 

R077

MIA
Rumrat, give us a call if you're going out, I call turret!!

Also:



You rannnggg? :lol:
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
witsend said:
Billy, thats an unhealthy hobby you have of searching the net for pics of kids, you could get yourself into some bother! :wink:

Typed in ASBO on Google - and an assorted bunch of pond life showed up.

I DID NOT type *Smallie little Catholic boys school Gymnasium
Shower Room Images taken with the priests Mobile Phone*

(But if you want to cut and paste the above query into Google - fill yer wellies!) :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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