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Teen falls down manhole whilst texting

R077

MIA
Personally, I believe that there is indeed such a thing as 'natural selection' :lol:

http://wcbstv.com/local/texting.manhole.raw.2.1081403.html

 

Jimmy_Green

War Hero
R077 said:
Personally, I believe that there is indeed such a thing as 'natural selection' :lol:

http://wcbstv.com/local/texting.manhole.raw.2.1081403.html

"Because of their careless mistake I got hurt."

Stupid bint should take a bit of personal responsibility and look where she's fcuking going.

Just like the idiots who blindly follow satnav into rivers or onto railway lines. They ought to try plugging their fcuking brain in once in a while.
 

stimps

Lantern Swinger
Jimmy_Green said:
R077 said:
Personally, I believe that there is indeed such a thing as 'natural selection' :lol:

http://wcbstv.com/local/texting.manhole.raw.2.1081403.html

"Because of their careless mistake I got hurt."

Stupid bint should take a bit of personal responsibility and look where she's fcuking going.

Just like the idiots who blindly follow satnav into rivers or onto railway lines. They ought to try plugging their fcuking brain in once in a while.

unfortunately she had to unplug it to make room for her i pod and sat nav
:lol: :twisted:
 

F106

Lantern Swinger
feckin idiot recons she would have seen a bollard well she dint see the feckin hole so whos 2 say shed see a bollard.cock eyed cow. im with you on the sat navs we got wimmin workin with us they wud follow a sat nav over a cliff
 

Rumrat

War Hero
So I have a reputation for always arriving LATE.

I'm on leave and have a hot date with a real gorgeous. Its an all afternoon and evening kind of date that starts at 2PM.
I'm late and I'm running up Colmore Row in Brum at about 100Knots.
Some one shouts my name and I look around but continue running.
I wake up in the A&E. I have run off the edge of the known world, straight into a telephone maintenance pit, hit my head on side and nearly killed the engineer when landing atop him.
I wont be calling this bird a thick tw*t. :oops: :oops: :oops: 8O
 
Jimmy_Green said:
R077 said:
Personally, I believe that there is indeed such a thing as 'natural selection' :lol:

http://wcbstv.com/local/texting.manhole.raw.2.1081403.html

"Because of their careless mistake I got hurt."

Stupid bint should take a bit of personal responsibility and look where she's fcuking going.

Just like the idiots who blindly follow satnav into rivers or onto railway lines. They ought to try plugging their fcuking brain in once in a while.

That rings a bell about where i live in Norway,some friggin stupid Swedish truck driver followed his satnav even when the road turned into a lane,tractor road,gravel path,grass ,mud,nothing,jepp you know what happened next he got stuck fast down to the axeles,to make it worse it was winter although no snow it was still -30, :D
 
Rumrat said:
So I have a reputation for always arriving LATE.

I'm on leave and have a hot date with a real gorgeous. Its an all afternoon and evening kind of date that starts at 2PM.
I'm late and I'm running up Colmore Row in Brum at about 100Knots.
Some one shouts my name and I look around but continue running.
I wake up in the A&E. I have run off the edge of the known world, straight into a telephone maintenance pit, hit my head on side and nearly killed the engineer when landing atop him.
I wont be calling this bird a thick tw*t. :oops: :oops: :oops: 8O

Know what you mean,I walked into a bar once. :lol:
 
Rumrat said:
So I have a reputation for always arriving LATE.

I'm on leave and have a hot date with a real gorgeous. Its an all afternoon and evening kind of date that starts at 2PM.
I'm late and I'm running up Colmore Row in Brum at about 100Knots.
Some one shouts my name and I look around but continue running.
I wake up in the A&E. I have run off the edge of the known world, straight into a telephone maintenance pit, hit my head on side and nearly killed the engineer when landing atop him.
I wont be calling this bird a thick tw*t. :oops: :oops: :oops: 8O

Yeh but rumrat look at the ferkin state of it,i wouldnt do it with your todger , she deserves nothing but abuse,ferkin ugly split twat, :D
 

Rumrat

War Hero
NorwayChris said:
Rumrat said:
So I have a reputation for always arriving LATE.

I'm on leave and have a hot date with a real gorgeous. Its an all afternoon and evening kind of date that starts at 2PM.
I'm late and I'm running up Colmore Row in Brum at about 100Knots.
Some one shouts my name and I look around but continue running.
I wake up in the A&E. I have run off the edge of the known world, straight into a telephone maintenance pit, hit my head on side and nearly killed the engineer when landing atop him.
I wont be calling this bird a thick tw*t. :oops: :oops: :oops: 8O

Yeh but rumrat look at the ferkin state of it,i wouldnt do it with your todger , she deserves nothing but abuse,ferkin ugly split twat, :D

Thats fcukin decent of you opp's I knew I could depend on you.

Could I do her with my own? 8O :oops: :D
 

lesbryan

War Hero
Rumrat said:
NorwayChris said:
Rumrat said:
So I have a reputation for always arriving LATE.

I'm on leave and have a hot date with a real gorgeous. Its an all afternoon and evening kind of date that starts at 2PM.
I'm late and I'm running up Colmore Row in Brum at about 100Knots.
Some one shouts my name and I look around but continue running.
I wake up in the A&E. I have run off the edge of the known world, straight into a telephone maintenance pit, hit my head on side and nearly killed the engineer when landing atop him.
I wont be calling this bird a thick tw*t. :oops: :oops: :oops: 8O

Yeh but rumrat look at the ferkin state of it,i wouldnt do it with your todger , she deserves nothing but abuse,ferkin ugly split twat, :D

Thats fcukin decent of you opp's I knew I could depend on you.

Could I do her with my own? 8O :oops: :D
Poor old BT engineer :) :D :D :D
 
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