TEACHERS TO BE GIVEN LIST OF 16 YEAR-OLDS THEY CAN HUMP

#1
And yet another top news item from the Daily Mash. The quality paper for the perverted and trainee perverted sailor.

source:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...t-of-16-yearolds-they-can-hump-200810081309/

TEACHERS TO BE GIVEN LIST OF 16 YEAR-OLDS THEY CAN HUMP
TEACHERS are to be given a list of all the teenagers they can legally have sex with, it emerged last night.



Pay attentionUnder current restrictions many teachers are confused about which 16 year-olds they can pursue and are instead forced to do it at home with their aging partners.

Following a deal with the Department of Education teachers in England and Wales will be supplied with a 'hump list' and a 'no-hump list' of all the 16 year-olds in their local authority area.

When in bed with one or more 16 year-olds, teachers will have to read names from the 'no-hump' list. If anyone replies 'here' the session must be abandoned.

Bill Mckay, a sixth form tutor from Essex, said: "An average size town will have around three thousand 16 year-olds endlessly flaunting themselves in their short skirts and knee socks.

"But because of these bizarre restrictions a teacher will only be able to have sex with as few as 2,940 of them."

He added: "Why should my pupils be denied instruction in the arts of love from an experienced, middle aged man who has totally gone off his wife?"

English teacher Elaine Bishop added: "It's very difficult to get to know these youngsters if you can't lean over them in class, lend them Lady Chatterley's Lover, and promise them at least a B+ in return for casual sex."
 
#7
Look out for a Daily Mail headline soon along the lines of TEACHERS CLAIM HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATION BECAUSE THEY WERE FORCED TO HUMP THEIR WIVES INSTEAD OF 16 YEAR OLDS

Or something.
 
#8
slim said:
And yet another top news item from the Daily Mash. The quality paper for the perverted and trainee perverted sailor.

source:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...t-of-16-yearolds-they-can-hump-200810081309/

TEACHERS TO BE GIVEN LIST OF 16 YEAR-OLDS THEY CAN HUMP
TEACHERS are to be given a list of all the teenagers they can legally have sex with, it emerged last night.



Pay attentionUnder current restrictions many teachers are confused about which 16 year-olds they can pursue and are instead forced to do it at home with their aging partners.

Following a deal with the Department of Education teachers in England and Wales will be supplied with a 'hump list' and a 'no-hump list' of all the 16 year-olds in their local authority area.

When in bed with one or more 16 year-olds, teachers will have to read names from the 'no-hump' list. If anyone replies 'here' the session must be abandoned.

Bill Mckay, a sixth form tutor from Essex, said: "An average size town will have around three thousand 16 year-olds endlessly flaunting themselves in their short skirts and knee socks.

"But because of these bizarre restrictions a teacher will only be able to have sex with as few as 2,940 of them."

He added: "Why should my pupils be denied instruction in the arts of love from an experienced, middle aged man who has totally gone off his wife?"

English teacher Elaine Bishop added: "It's very difficult to get to know these youngsters if you can't lean over them in class, lend them Lady Chatterley's Lover, and promise them at least a B+ in return for casual sex."
Bloody hell i must have missed that department briefing.
 
#10
slim said:
And yet another top news item from the Daily Mash. The quality paper for the perverted and trainee perverted sailor.

source:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...t-of-16-yearolds-they-can-hump-200810081309/

TEACHERS TO BE GIVEN LIST OF 16 YEAR-OLDS THEY CAN HUMP
TEACHERS are to be given a list of all the teenagers they can legally have sex with, it emerged last night.



Pay attentionUnder current restrictions many teachers are confused about which 16 year-olds they can pursue and are instead forced to do it at home with their aging partners.

Following a deal with the Department of Education teachers in England and Wales will be supplied with a 'hump list' and a 'no-hump list' of all the 16 year-olds in their local authority area.

When in bed with one or more 16 year-olds, teachers will have to read names from the 'no-hump' list. If anyone replies 'here' the session must be abandoned.

Bill Mckay, a sixth form tutor from Essex, said: "An average size town will have around three thousand 16 year-olds endlessly flaunting themselves in their short skirts and knee socks.

"But because of these bizarre restrictions a teacher will only be able to have sex with as few as 2,940 of them."

He added: "Why should my pupils be denied instruction in the arts of love from an experienced, middle aged man who has totally gone off his wife?"

English teacher Elaine Bishop added: "It's very difficult to get to know these youngsters if you can't lean over them in class, lend them Lady Chatterley's Lover, and promise them at least a B+ in return for casual sex."
i have printed this of 60 times and tomorrow will be in the process of calling all my division in for a chat about this - want a guarenteed pass then read and inwardly digest - how much do you want to be a LH
 

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