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Lantern Swinger
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very
>> handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>> She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask
>> you but I don't want to offend you"
>> She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
>> and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
>> about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that
>> I would find offensive."
>> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun blow me."
>> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, number one,
>> you have to be single and number two, you must be Catholic."
>> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
>> "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
>> The nun fulfils his fantasy with a BJ that would make a hooker proud.
>> When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>> "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
>> "Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess: I'm married and I'm Jewish." !
>> The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party

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