Tattooes

A few years back I was talking to a friend of mine who owned a tattoo parlour in Poole. I asked her where the most painful place to have a tattoo done was. I was expecting an answer along the lines of the neck, hands or feet. She sat there looked me right in the eye and answered "Bournemouth" I nearly fell of the barstool when she said that.
Now the ones I had done I cant seem to remember having them done, apart from the last one, they just appeared overnight it seemed to me or it may have had something to do with the merry making before hand but then that was years ago and my memory is not all it used to be.

 

I thought it was practically compulsory for all matelots to have a tattoo.

Is it true that a tattoo disqualified you from service on the Royal Yacht, or was it just visible tattoos?

 

No that is not true, you are thinking of hetrosexuality...... :twisted: